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  1. She who does not nap would like our new neighbors to know that not only does she not nap but she does not nap very emphatically.
  2. @mardod Coke. Just sayin. Either that or genetics.
  3. Instead, tweeting while miss cranky pants naps on me because her room isn't done.
  4. Packing with the baby was hard but unpacking is damn near impossible. All I want to do is finish her room.
  5. @vesper7 That sounds beautiful.
  6. Brittany Murphy, heart attack at 32. Jeez.
  7. @KristinJ I expect that jealousy to morph into motivation. You too should move this way!
  8. Dude. It's a living nativity. http://yfrog.com/353pltj
  9. Lookatme, stimulating the economy!!
  10. A new house is a very, very good reason to have to go shopping.
  11. @BobDylanSays The dingos ate it.
  12. @kiala Can we just go straight to the vodka-valium?
  13. So, it's a rule that if you have offspring, your Christmas card must feature them, right?
  14. Baby bed http://yfrog.com/4gdremj
  15. If Santa is so freaking cool why does Christmas need to be saved in so many movies? /via @mamikaze // Santa needs better superpowers.
  16. @ematasar Avatar = Smurfing with Wolves
  17. Moving moving moving moving moving moving. Fuck.
  18. Go here: http://bit.ly/4YfzTb
  19. In 1993, there were 34 paid reporters covering the WA state legislative session. In 2007, there were 17. In 2010, there will be 7.
  20. "Because I can" is a perfectly good reason.