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  1. I see douche people. 7:04 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  2. Sheets are glory holes for Mormons. 5:11 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  3. "receive with simplicity everything that happens to you" 1:06 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  4. When I get that feelin' I want consensual healin' 8:37 AM Sep 11th from Tweetie
  5. Drag name: Cesspoon 5:39 PM Aug 7th from Tweetie
  6. I've never heard the "american" euphimism "sneeze between the legs." thanks, Charles jencks 3:35 PM Aug 7th from Tweetie
  7. "...and in the US, state fairs often gave awards to the largest and 'best' Caucasian families." woah! Evolution 101, pg 145. 3:40 PM Aug 6th from Tweetie
  8. "Our Bodies, Our Milfs" 3:06 AM Aug 2nd from Tweetie
  9. The words "self" and "milf" have suddenly become interchangeable. Joys of growing old. 3:06 AM Aug 2nd from Tweetie
  10. Thought of sidekick for my superhero Manchovie, named Merdemaid. Sara suggests team name Fish N Shits 10:21 AM Jul 26th from Tweetie
  11. Sara's in bound, has accused the first Scandinavian place she's seen (airport) of looking like Ikea. There's more, god but there's more. 7:10 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  12. Finished what was basically homemade cafeteria food left over from last night. It's fun to stay at the Bergen YMCA. 12:21 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie
  13. Should just satisfy expectations and walk around Europe in a bathrobe with a USA flag all over it 10:04 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
  14. Sleep's one of those things best treated like a bandaid. Snooze buttons are the devil's treadmill. 11:09 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
  15. In Norway now, which does have wifi. Norway will make me either poor or slim. $25 for fish and chips out of a cart? Ballsy. 10:26 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
  16. Tried to find a way to convey people being too hot without seeming petty. Otherwise, that's the whole list. 10:24 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
  17. Kept list of things wrong with Denmark. 1) no free wifi. 2) I saw a few pairs of Crocs. 3) water tastes really bad. 10:23 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
  18. On Deconstruction: meaning is context bound, but context is boundless. 3:00 PM Jun 11th from Tweetie
  19. Every time a bus pulls up at Table Mesa there are swirls of dandelion puffs, like cartoon smoke. Boulder is glamoured today. 2:51 PM Jun 11th from Tweetie
  20. @geopet she's so awesome 10:44 PM Jun 10th from Tweetie in reply to geopet