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  1. How to know when you have awesome co-workers: one conversation contains both mudkipz and asks HOW IS BABBY FORMED. about 19 hours ago from web
  2. RT @demmigoddess: 10 things you need to stop tweeting about http://theoatmeal.com/comics/twitter_stop from @oatmeal <-- what they said 3:09 PM Dec 9th from web
  3. @annameyer You're forgetting one important component: they'd have to learn how to drive first, never mind the snow. 12:55 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to annameyer
  4. @Gothcake The only good ones are the Pumpkin Pie bars. All the rest, I heartily agree. 12:54 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to Gothcake
  5. If you're not going to close your office on a 6+ inch snow morning, at least have the decency to PLOW YOUR DAMN PARKING LOT 4:59 AM Dec 9th from Tweed
  6. Wondering if my tasty chili was spiked with ex-lax. Every bowl brings the gift of buttsplosion. 12:42 PM Dec 8th from Tweed
  7. @demmigoddess I vote for IS. And it's one of my favorites. Rob can go off and watch It's a Wonderful Life and cry like a girl. 3:03 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to demmigoddess
  8. Attention, people who moved in the last year: check your Amazon Wish List shipping address info and make sure it's up to date! 11:56 AM Dec 5th from web
  9. RT @purplesquirrel1: Taking a shower has never felt so good. Except maybe for that one time when 3 women & I crammed into a dorm shower. 11:20 AM Dec 5th from web
  10. I wouldn't whine about snow if nobody else was on the road when I have to drive in it. Ok, that's a lie, I'd still whine. 1:12 PM Dec 4th from Tweed
  11. If it's active in your metro, I'm tellin' ya, #groupon rules. I've already bought & cashed in a pile :) http://bit.ly/90OhnO 9:19 AM Dec 4th from Tweed
  12. Looks like it's time to start my annual snow whining. Kri kri kri 12:48 PM Dec 3rd from Tweed
  13. I caught a whiff of something and my brain instantly thought, "that smells like salty diaper." How did I come up with THAT? 9:00 AM Dec 2nd from Tweed
  14. Having one of those days where it feels like every time I open my mouth, I make myself sound dumber and dumber. 8:58 AM Dec 1st from Tweed
  15. AMAZING! People eat! People watch TV! People can type! How did I ever live without Twitter? #thinkbeforeyoutweet 8:59 PM Nov 29th from web
  16. PEOPLE: just because your brain managed to form a thought does not mean it needs to be posted to Twitter. #thinkbeforeyoutweet 8:57 PM Nov 29th from web
  17. Had my first post-holiday workout and am back to tracking my fat & calories. Yes, this makes me happy. No, I am not on drugs. 9:01 AM Nov 29th from web
  18. Insert pic of food here. Insert comment about food looking tasty. Insert holiday wishes. Conveniently omit desire to stab all family. 2:29 PM Nov 26th from Tweed
  19. Today couldn't drag any worse if it was beaten by rednecks and tied to their truck bumper. 9:21 AM Nov 25th from Tweed
  20. I'm used to people misspelling my last name. But one person and 4 different spellings in 10 minutes? That's extra special. 11:27 AM Nov 24th from Tweed