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  1. Family, friends, torrents, my grandma's pumpkin pie, birth control, Clive Owen, sci-fi movies & mobile broadband. #thingsimthankfulfor
  2. @joehoot Pretty sure they've been out of contact for sometime. Never had much of a relationship, not a good one anyway. Still. He's great.
  3. Clear night with a 90 percent chance of panties dropping at #atlsex. Bring the rain. See everyone at Halo.
  4. @joehoot Sometimes, just chalk it up to your inner evil sensor. Cowturd is evil. You are both wise and beautiful.
  5. Every time someone laughs at Jimmy Fallon, an angel loses its wings.
  6. @clintstapleton I'll be your huckleberry...I mean retarded genius brother who counts cards.
  7. @gamecocksblog Ha. How about them there country bumpkins knowing our way around a haller? Yeehaw! I wish I could speak redneck all the time.
  8. @gamecocksblog @wesrucker Here. I'll do it for you: Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Livin' the dream boys.
  9. @gamecocksblog @wesrucker Don't understand why you guys (Brice included on VQ) can't use the term 'shit.' Just look at the message boards.
  10. Rammer Jammer...Fuck you Daniel Lincoln's strained quad or whatever it is that allows him to suck. But hey, 1-for-1 on onside kicks!!!!!!!!!
  11. @brookehatfield Let me know how much that pays. I could sit around a house by the pool all day for some rich guy.
  12. Just a reminder the best comedy you'll see all year comes out this weekend. http://tinyurl.com/nqa658. Black Dynamite. Asskickery to follow.
  13. Watching 'Conan the Barbarian.' I would pay money to watch Ah-nold punch a camel in the face in a movie today. Awesome.
  14. @alexloyal Now that you mention it yes. But, no, I just don't want you trapped in an apartment alone wanking to 5 different sports at once.
  15. @alexloyal Why you don't have/need a life. Zing.
  16. At Aubrey's with Eric Berry and unknown Vol. I want to throw a french fry at him to see if he can pick it off and take it to da house.
  17. @MollieMorgan Tell your boyfriend to call me. He's small, but I will find him... somewhere.
  18. Holy shit, the hot slutty Church of the Light wife chick in True Blood is Pam's sister in The Office. Hot points up 17.
  19. "Where the Wild Things Are" screening in Atlanta. http://tinyurl.com/ybdlw3v My inner child is already fighting tears.
  20. I get why Lady Gaga wears all that random crap. She's unfortunate looking. Her and Andy Samberg would have hideous babies. Sorry Jews.