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@injuryexpert They tried an all-star skills competition once about 15 years ago. Barry Larkin got hurt.about 18 hours ago from web in reply to injuryexpert
Berman, Morgan, Phillips and Joe Buck. Together at last.about 19 hours ago from web
Brandon Inge and I are still tied in career Home Run Derby home runs.about 19 hours ago from web
I'm let down that Berman missed dropping a "Cruz control" line.about 19 hours ago from web
Ozzie could use some Just For Men in that beard.about 19 hours ago from web
My home run derby prediction: I will be sick of Berman before the second hitter.about 20 hours ago from web
Which would be worse to listen to on the radio: the home run derby or the dunk contest?about 20 hours ago from web
Why aren't you listening to Dr. Demento on The Sound 100.3? I don't know what's wrong with you but he has the prescription.7:13 PM Jul 10th from web
@cbmcmuffin Michael was not really like the Jonas Brothers. But I am certain that he liked them, unless they are too old for him.4:01 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to cbmcmuffin
Wow. That is, by far, the biggest pyre that I have ever seen. #karlmaldenfuneral3:36 PM Jul 7th from web
The closing prayer is being delivered by the Imam from Karl's mosque. I didn't know he was such a devoted Black Muslim. #karlmaldenfuneral1:42 PM Jul 7th from web
Mort Sahl's comedy/tribute routine has gone on way too long. So many nose puns. #karlmaldenfuneral1:27 PM Jul 7th from web
I'm just glad they're focusing on his wonderful work and not all the well-known sordid details of his life. #karlmaldenfuneral1:21 PM Jul 7th from web
Now Joey Bishop is singing "My Way." Where did they literally dig these people up? #karlmaldenfuneral1:18 PM Jul 7th from web
Rod Steiger gave a very heartfelt speech, despite having died several years ago. #karlmaldenfuneral1:10 PM Jul 7th from web
Owen Wilson and Adrien Brody did a lovely tribute to Karl, calling him "the Jackie Robinson of weird-nosed actors." #karlmaldenfuneral1:03 PM Jul 7th from web
I've been watching the extensive Turner Classic Movies coverage of the Karl Malden funeral.12:10 PM Jul 7th from web
Since I can't make it out to watch fireworks tonight, here is my Twitter version: * ˜* * • ¡™£•∆∂ƒµ≥∂ßåƒ‚Ò◊ÓÁÍÎ˝Ø˝°‡***!8:56 PM Jul 4th from web
I'm the Greg Maddux of hot dog eating contests. I prefer finesse over speed. I might only eat 3 of them, but I'll eat them really well.12:26 PM Jul 4th from web
Some hikers had to be rescued in China the other day. 104 of them. http://bit.ly/YRwGA6:59 PM Jul 3rd from web

Name glenn birkemeier
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Bio I was born in a small town in Indiana. Now I live in a big town in California.