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  1. I have to go, they'll think I'm pooping. —Finn @frankenteen (S01E10) #glee
  2. WILL: Ballad… Who knows what this word means? BRITTANY: It's a male duck. (S01E10) #glee
  3. @modfamquotes "If this tape is found in the future, this is how we humans celebrated birthdays.." —Phil (S01E09)
  4. It looks like the kind of place Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobby would go to hook up. —Kurt (S01E11) #glee
  5. RT @charyao: @gleequotes "My sexts are too hot to erase." - Santana (ep1x11)
  6. It's what I have left over from my pool-cleaning money, after I bought dip and nunchucks. —Puck @mark_salling (S01E09) #glee
  7. RACHEL: Just admit it, you don't like me very much. WILL: That's not true. I am your biggest and sometimes your only fan. (S01E04) #glee
  8. How am I supposed to take care of a real person? My mom won't even let me have fish. —Finn @frankenteen (S01E06) #glee
  9. If we were going to rank crushworthy teachers at this school, you'd be number one with a bullet. —Emma to Will (S01E10) #glee
  10. Let me change into my coveralls. This sweater's an Alexander McQueen. —Kurt (S01E09) #glee
  11. RT @jamesgerald: @gleequotes "I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square roo ...
  12. RT @Whivit: @gleequotes: KURT: Your T-zone is dangerously dry. FINN: *looks at crotch*
  13. What was your favorite quote from this week's episode "Ballad"? #glee
  14. SANDY: (referring to his dolls) I've been collecting since 1961. SUE: Well, isn't this just lovely and normal. (S01E04) #glee
  15. (4) Because if there's two things America needs right now, that is sunshine and optimism. Also, angels. —Rachel (S01E06) #glee
  16. (3) of the nation as a whole, during these troubling times filled with economic uncertainty & unbridled social woe..
  17. (2) the irresponsible life choices & sexual hunger of today's modern teens, we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks..
  18. (1) Thank you so much, it really is a pleasure. While the boys chose a selection of songs that cast an eye inward on..
  19. Thanks for the tweets, everyone! Hilarious quotes!Multi-part tweet coming up. It's an infamous Rachel quote.. this one's gonna be a doozy.
  20. What was your favorite quote from last week's episode "Wheels"?