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  1. Man, I have tweeted in nine days. You'd think I'd find Twitter more useful...
  2. @frenchbrandles You need sleep, kiddo.
  3. @frenchbrandles You make me wish philosophers made jeans. Oh, I'm wearing my Nietzsche SlimFits. Metaphysical comfort from the abyss.
  4. I miss my girlfriend.
  5. @bernardsnake Oooooh, even better, dress up as a lower intestine!
  6. @bernardsnake You could be a garden hose!
  7. I actually have a meeting tomorrow. Let's pretend I have responsibilities...
  8. That's right, the Clueless ending.
  9. I think Doritos are best in the Cooler Ranch flavor. Brandy disagrees. She says the flavor is not as powdered as Nacho Cheese. As if.
  10. My body ist sore!
  11. I got online banking!
  12. I have to get the House DVD! I have to get The Office DVD! I have to stop finding addicting television shows!
  13. Give me the Daily Show back, even if they are re-runs...Not these stupid Roasts!
  14. Sitting in the library, trying to cram in all my internet browsing at once...
  15. Leaving soon: not so good.
  16. Inglourious Basterds: good movie.
  17. @bernardsnake I like you much more than Roger, believe me.
  18. Needs to find a desk.
  19. You wouldn't give a crippled crab a crutch!
  20. I had a bunch of porn/spam people following me! Why didn't you block them automatically, Twitter. Show some preference like TiVo, damn.