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Man, I have tweeted in nine days. You'd think I'd find Twitter more useful...
8:04 PM Nov 13th
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@ You need sleep, kiddo.
10:39 PM Nov 3rd
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@ You make me wish philosophers made jeans. Oh, I'm wearing my Nietzsche SlimFits. Metaphysical comfort from the abyss.
1:03 PM Oct 25th
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I miss my girlfriend.
12:40 AM Oct 24th
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@ Oooooh, even better, dress up as a lower intestine!
9:55 PM Oct 4th
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@ You could be a garden hose!
9:54 PM Oct 4th
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I actually have a meeting tomorrow. Let's pretend I have responsibilities...
11:59 PM Oct 1st
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That's right, the Clueless ending.
9:48 PM Sep 25th
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I think Doritos are best in the Cooler Ranch flavor. Brandy disagrees. She says the flavor is not as powdered as Nacho Cheese. As if.
9:47 PM Sep 25th
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My body ist sore!
8:10 PM Sep 23rd
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I got online banking!
11:25 PM Sep 17th
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I have to get the House DVD! I have to get The Office DVD! I have to stop finding addicting television shows!
10:31 AM Sep 4th
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Give me the Daily Show back, even if they are re-runs...Not these stupid Roasts!
2:34 PM Sep 2nd
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Sitting in the library, trying to cram in all my internet browsing at once...
1:33 PM Aug 29th
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Leaving soon: not so good.
8:38 PM Aug 21st
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Inglourious Basterds: good movie.
8:38 PM Aug 21st
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@ I like you much more than Roger, believe me.
7:22 PM Aug 17th
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Needs to find a desk.
7:19 PM Aug 17th
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You wouldn't give a crippled crab a crutch!
8:04 PM Aug 12th
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I had a bunch of porn/spam people following me! Why didn't you block them automatically, Twitter. Show some preference like TiVo, damn.
7:18 PM Aug 9th
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- Name Greg
- Location Montana
- Web http://youregoodp...
- Bio Creative writing grad student, teacher, friend, henchman, saucier
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