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  1. Starbucks: killing America softly. and why haven't they launched a fragrance yet?
  2. Starbucks caramel brûlée latte- goin for it!
  3. Made xmas cookies & watched Antichrist w/@adrisein-few compliments cookies&milk quite like willem dafoe & graphic genital mutilation
  4. OMYGOD, f apple: http://www.suissacomputers....
  5. @DanNeczypor so o*town fans are strictly hookup/toss the number types, I take it
  6. @liarParadox we did! And if I may say so myself that was the debutante ball of the century @carringtonlee
  7. @carringtonlee am I dork because I love Williamsburg? And because I'm jealous.
  8. @themiserabilist i love mayo. miracle whip is not mayo. miracle whip: mayo :: bacon bits: bacon. #tuckit
  9. @themiserabilist i can't believe you like miracle whip. do you like norah jones too? #disappointment #suspicionsconfirmed
  10. I've got a major bone to pick with miracle whip. It's terrible.
  11. @dpalm66 layed over in hotlanta, thinking of black Friday jokes I can lob your way mañana
  12. One of them playing a handheld poker video game called Video Deuces Royal Flush 2000
  13. Rode bitch between two plump 60+ women in football jerseys on flight. Happy thanksgiving to me:)
  14. I'd like to pitch an ad campaign to the contraceptives folk titled, "traveling with small children"
  15. Newark airport on thanksgiving is like Ikea everyday
  16. I gotta say, of all the thanksgiving menus I've seen this year, this is the one I want to try the most: http://tiny.cc/inacan
  17. @jessie_cacciola you hit the nail on the head.
  18. @carringtonlee i felt this fantasy loss more acutely than the others, i'll admit it.
  19. can't wait till those mass "happy thanksgiving" texts start coming in...
  20. @mettsie have they lost your luggage yet?