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  1. now my most recent pre-existing conditions are, among other things, facing existential crises. thanks, house.8:52 AM Nov 8th from web
  2. my wife: with me, it's like you're talking to amelia bedelia9:46 AM Oct 23rd from web
  3. jonathan safran foer talks food politics on the faster times: http://bit.ly/1XKGGP9:45 AM Oct 23rd from web
  4. if there wasn't a word for umami, and if it happened, as it did tonight, would i know that it was something?8:36 PM Oct 19th from web
  5. offering free shots to pharmacists all week long6:21 AM Oct 16th from web
  6. digging writers who are post-post-ironic about meta-writing.8:18 PM Oct 12th from web
  7. just wants a grammy11:12 AM Oct 9th from web
  8. Mad Men Hotels: Will Draper Make Them Boring? http://bit.ly/2nqQ4311:46 AM Oct 5th from web
  9. ok, iran's probably designing nuclear warheads. the question is: how did they snag lagerfeld from chanel?9:02 PM Sep 28th from web
  10. is buying the chinese gov a subscription to aarp magazine for its 60th bday. you got a better idea? #china8:59 PM Sep 28th from web
  11. RT @FasterTravel - france territory travel tips for roman polanski and other fugitives: http://bit.ly/TJE76 #romanpolanski7:29 AM Sep 28th from web
  12. RT @FasterTravel - france territory travel tips for roman polanski and other fugitives: http://bit.ly/TJE766:53 PM Sep 27th from web
  13. kanye at the cleveland show table-read i attended last spring. what else is there to say? http://bit.ly/yiXO79:45 AM Sep 26th from web
  14. looking for the right OCD specialist. must get help for this "being on time for meetings" thing.11:11 PM Sep 22nd from web
  15. overheard in la pharmacy: "i will win you on paperback writer."9:52 PM Sep 20th from web
  16. On behalf of jews, secular and otherwise, I must thank fox movie channel for showing anne frank on rosh hashanah. Compassion confirmed.9:45 PM Sep 18th from TwitterBerry
  17. poor facebook. i know what it feels like to eat too much brisket, too.8:52 PM Sep 18th from web
  18. RT FSG_Books: Whit Stilman and the novelization of The Last Days of Disco (and the new Criterion Collection DVD). http://j.mp/dTNcj7:52 AM Sep 18th from web
  19. to anyone who takes this tweet home: each version includes your contact info -- and copies *will be shredded at work the next morning.7:43 AM Sep 18th from web
  20. iso a human app. you'll work pretty much whenever i want, and just do 1 thing. really well. oh, and and you'll do it better if i shake you.1:20 PM Sep 16th from web