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  1. RT @BantamEditor: Am I bad person cause I bought my organic turkey at costco and did not spend $175 for a heritage bourbon red raised 11 ... 9:16 AM Nov 20th from web
  2. "That writing is an act of imagination seems to perplex and infuriate everybody"--Philip Roth http://bit.ly/4BjnTs 8:15 AM Nov 20th from web
  3. what happens at the airport when your first name is "saïd"? http://bit.ly/215B3j 6:49 PM Nov 19th from web
  4. really hopes that at some point he can stop ghost-writing recipes for rachel ray and finally get the credit he deserves 10:49 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. unsure of supporting the branding effort that resulted in hive modern's slogan: "i love the smell of chair in the morning." 7:35 PM Nov 15th from web
  6. now my most recent pre-existing conditions are, among other things, facing existential crises. thanks, house. 8:52 AM Nov 8th from web
  7. my wife: with me, it's like you're talking to amelia bedelia 9:46 AM Oct 23rd from web
  8. jonathan safran foer talks food politics on the faster times: http://bit.ly/1XKGGP 9:45 AM Oct 23rd from web
  9. if there wasn't a word for umami, and if it happened, as it did tonight, would i know that it was something? 8:36 PM Oct 19th from web
  10. offering free shots to pharmacists all week long 6:21 AM Oct 16th from web
  11. digging writers who are post-post-ironic about meta-writing. 8:18 PM Oct 12th from web
  12. just wants a grammy 11:12 AM Oct 9th from web
  13. Mad Men Hotels: Will Draper Make Them Boring? http://bit.ly/2nqQ43 11:46 AM Oct 5th from web
  14. ok, iran's probably designing nuclear warheads. the question is: how did they snag lagerfeld from chanel? 9:02 PM Sep 28th from web
  15. is buying the chinese gov a subscription to aarp magazine for its 60th bday. you got a better idea? #china 8:59 PM Sep 28th from web
  16. RT @FasterTravel - france territory travel tips for roman polanski and other fugitives: http://bit.ly/TJE76 #romanpolanski 7:29 AM Sep 28th from web
  17. RT @FasterTravel - france territory travel tips for roman polanski and other fugitives: http://bit.ly/TJE76 6:53 PM Sep 27th from web
  18. kanye at the cleveland show table-read i attended last spring. what else is there to say? http://bit.ly/yiXO7 9:45 AM Sep 26th from web
  19. looking for the right OCD specialist. must get help for this "being on time for meetings" thing. 11:11 PM Sep 22nd from web
  20. overheard in la pharmacy: "i will win you on paperback writer." 9:52 PM Sep 20th from web