glassdog
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| is it okay if i don't really care about your baby? like, at all? |
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| i'm thinking of taking up smoking just so i can annoy someone more fully even if all i'm doing is walking down the street |
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| life in full circle rebound: the main link between babies and the elderly - "poo concerns." |
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| I miss web 1.0, when nobody knew anything, everything was possible, and the idea of "comments" was as alien as streaming video |
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| coffee? coffee! |
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| coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee! |
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| i think my cat is regretting her decision to 'come back as a cat' because of the whole no-opposable-thumbs thing |
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| caviar is an indulgence. an extremely gratifying and terribly embarrassing indulgence. |
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| psycho killer? qu'est que c'est? |
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| so un plug the juke box, and do us all a favor! that music's lost its taste so try another flavor! ant music! |
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| a dealt power drill with two speed settings and 17 levels of crank - that'll make you feel like a man! |
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| i miss adam ant - or, more specifically, adam and the ants. adam, he's okay. the ants are da bomb. |
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| salad is not all it's cracked up to be. |
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| today's angry retort: i wouldn't give you money if you were the last homeless person on earth - in which case you'd have a home! |
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| Total first day take for GTA IV: $310million. First week: $500million. Now that's a spicy meatball! |
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| suggestion for youtube- 'kill this user' feature: add an audible gunshot to any video that virtually kills the annoying offscreen narrator. |
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| Problem: Really bad bacterial infection. Solution: Stop eating your poo! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id... |
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| today's angry retort: you're as attractive as paris hilton! zombie paris hilton! dwarf zombie paris hilton! in reeboks! |
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| favorite GTA IV crime: beating hooker to death with body of dead hooker i killed by stabbing her with a sharpened hooker-shiv. |
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