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  1. @Privateering Not wanted, MANDATED.9:22 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to Privateering
  2. FYI there was a major power outage at the server farm where the site is hosted. We're told we'll be back soon. Sorry about that!8:36 AM Jul 1st from Birdfeed
  3. Travelling again so we're putting these up now! Salad: http://bit.ly/3yYkUp Swordsman: http://bit.ly/xetpZ Robot Car: http://bit.ly/xVQMR4:34 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
  4. The Fake News is all you need. http://bit.ly/XIx1a11:46 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
  5. To celebrate and illustrate our extra week of not updating we reintroduce "Constant Source of Disappointment" http://bit.ly/DFnX012:58 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
  6. @punkwalrus Yeah, I think either that's an old episode or she's reusing it. :)7:37 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie in reply to punkwalrus
  7. @punkwalrus Heh, thanks! (Going back to eating a squirrel while wearing a hat made of cottage cheese).1:26 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie in reply to punkwalrus
  8. SNAFU due to moving issues (we're in a whole other country right now!) so updates will be pushed to next week.5:26 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
  9. @NotTheCar Thanks for the FF!5:59 PM Jun 19th from Tweetie in reply to NotTheCar
  10. Hey all, no reintroduction today but we're going to do a bunch on Monday to make up for it. Have a good weekend everybody!8:40 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
  11. Hey baby. Wanna kill all humans? http://bit.ly/d7Leg7:55 AM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  12. Secondly, our reintroduction today is "Abstinence Is For Virgins" http://bit.ly/WQ8kl6:05 AM Jun 16th from Tweetie
  13. First, another reminder that the coupon code JUNE19 will get you 10% off men's stuff on +$30 orders.6:05 AM Jun 16th from Tweetie
  14. We start this week off with the reintroduction of "Number One Threat" http://bit.ly/1128T Damn bears.7:05 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie
  15. @lillianb It's a good message to send. :)12:44 PM Jun 13th from Tweetie in reply to lillianb
  16. Two reintroductions today! Ex.Ter.Min.Ate and Doctor's Coat Rack. http://bit.ly/zugmQ and http://bit.ly/1I48Q See you Monday!12:28 PM Jun 12th from Tweetie
  17. Use coupon code JUNE19 for 10% off men's stuff on orders over $30. http://www.glarkware.com12:27 PM Jun 12th from Tweetie
  18. ...And you are invited! http://bit.ly/aE7X36:54 AM Jun 11th from Tweetie
  19. Back up and fingers crossed. Going to upgrade server soon. Sorry for downtime.2:42 PM Jun 10th from Tweetie
  20. Server is down at the moment. Working to restore.2:20 PM Jun 10th from Tweetie