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  1. Either the neighbors are shooting off leftover fireworks OR I need to take Harry and get in the bathtub under a mattress.7:38 PM Jul 10th from web
  2. Sometimes a little boy just needs his Mommy.3:59 PM Jul 9th from web
  3. Have discovered Harry can speak Dolphin - to which Ryan said, "we're a long way from the sea little buddy."7:53 AM Jul 5th from web
  4. Buying fireworks11:16 AM Jul 4th from txt
  5. Happy 4th Anniversary to my #1 guy @ryanillingworth! The best husband, father and friend a girl could hope for AND MORE!!!8:00 AM Jul 4th from web
  6. It's never good to look down and find poop on your hands. #babyharrystrikesagain7:58 AM Jul 4th from web
  7. I'm not sure how it happened but Harry is four weeks old today.1:35 PM Jul 3rd from txt
  8. Slept for five hours last night. FIVE HOURS. Now feel like I could lift a car or solve the economic crisis.7:48 AM Jun 30th from web
  9. Finally got the bill from my May hospital stay. Wow. Woooooooooooooow.3:39 PM Jun 29th from web
  10. It. Is. So. Hot.12:37 PM Jun 25th from txt
  11. I wish I had a legit French accent.7:08 PM Jun 24th from txt
  12. Being the sole source of food for a tiny human is much, MUCH, harder than it looks.1:45 PM Jun 24th from web
  13. Even at two weeks old, men cannot do two things at once.10:32 AM Jun 23rd from web
  14. Happy Father's Day to my Ryan - the best dad to our little Harry.12:04 PM Jun 21st from web
  15. Dreamt I was plotting to kill Uncle Boob. I think breastfeeding is starting to alter my sense of reality.10:58 AM Jun 20th from web
  16. I've been peed on today. Twice.11:26 AM Jun 19th from txt
  17. P.S. I was born to be a mom.6:55 PM Jun 18th from web
  18. Thank you to @beckblack for the yummy dinner!!6:48 PM Jun 15th from web
  19. Ryan is the Poop Whisperer.12:13 PM Jun 14th from web
  20. Family trip to Sonic!10:24 AM Jun 13th from txt
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