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glamorousjo

If you don't have a best friend, you should get one.

I am much....MUCH.....fatter than I think I am.
I am utterly and astonishingly ridiculous. I embarrass myself.
It should be illegal for men with long toenails to leave the house in flip-flops.
Sometimes an innocent question like "Do you like water sports?" can turn into SO much more. And yes, I do.
We got a wedding invite from a stranger. NO idea who its from.
Funny how a bunch of vampire books could get me writing again.
Do the synchronized divers have to be SO naked?
Turns out, when you don't return calls, people think you might be dead.
How come the good times are never the good times until they are long gone.
Listening to the cracks and splinters of a broken heart.
The midnight party for Breaking Dawn terrified me. But the book - SO worth it. Just finished and I already miss him.
I'm #27 Edward, and I'm coming for YOU. Do you hear me? I AM COMING FOR YOU!
Watching Shark Week and FREAKING myself RIGHT OUT.
Just passed Spanky's Student Driving School. What happens when you fail?
Have you ever seen a baby in a bottle? Me too.
Contemplating moving to Forks, Washington.
Do you know where Mr. Draper IS?
Just got the SECOND best news.
Pretty sad that I get angry at Tivo for not fast forwarding commercials fast enough. Also - awesome.