gknauss
Everybody on my buddy list is off-line? Late Friday night? You're all out getting laid, aren't you, you bastards?
| gknauss DVD: "10,000 B.C." -- Prehistoric man (great teeth, great skin, great abs) stumbles between predictable set pieces. Gilgamesh it's not. |
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| gknauss With Favrd down, um, my life is pretty much exactly the same, given how often I make the leaderboard. |
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| gknauss Just heard "Purple Rain" for the first time in years, and thought of @anildash instead of Apollonia. Something is _so_ wrong with me. |
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| gknauss My son is testing boundaries. He's managed to find Rageland and is pushing in on Homicidia. |
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| gknauss I still get a fifteen-year-olds thrill every time I see the movie rating including "brief nudity." |
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| gknauss Remember when changing your mind based on new facts or thoughtful reconsideration was the sign of an adult instead of a "flip-flopper"? |
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| gknauss Who is the smug little shit they've got on the cover of Encyclopedia Brown these days? |
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| gknauss Alas, Magic Shell no longer holds its mystery. Youth has died. |
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| gknauss Just for the record, it's a bad thing when the people supposedly maintaining your database abstraction layer let their domain expire, right? |
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| gknauss When I got a small plant for my office, I had no idea how _demanding_ it would be. "Water me, water me!" Like, every _week_. |
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| gknauss Listening to a guy in a very quiet waiting room determinedly chew threw a bagel. It's... disturbing. |
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| gknauss There's no shame in failure. The shame is entirely inside me. |
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| gknauss Ironically, I'm really tired of insomnia. |
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| gknauss If metal bands really wanted to make scary songs, they'd be about missing the mortgage or your kids shown early-stage at-risk behavior. |
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| gknauss FDR used a war to end a depression. GWB used a war to start one. |
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| gknauss DVD: "30 Days of Night" -- Someday, someone will make a vampire movie that doesn't use EVERY SINGLE VAMPIRE MOVIE CLICHE. But not this time. |
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| gknauss Ah, yes, of course! You must be Shithead McAsshole. Of the Massachusetts McAssholes. |
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| gknauss I finally figured out what that official dirty hipster hairstyle reminds me of. In junior high, we called it a "swirlie." |
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| gknauss At the pony ride today, the boys were giggling at a horse's penis, and I said, "What are you, eight?" "Yes." "Oh. Right. OK." |
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