gknauss
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@ We celebrated the freedom to be even more puritanically uptight than the English.
about 5 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to aedison
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Every time I think AT&T's data network can't get worse, I'm proven wro~^n-h.$x&2a
NO CARRIER
about 5 hours ago
from Birdhouse
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Can't identify the drunken embarassment at Thanksgiving dinner? Congratulations, you're famous til Christmas!
about 5 hours ago
from Birdhouse
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"...is a goddamned deadbeat, and his wife is a stupid whore. Happy Thanksgiving, you motherfuckers!"
"Nobody gives a toast like grandpa."
about 9 hours ago
from Birdhouse
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"Happy Thanksgiving!"
"I... I thought you were Jewish."
about 9 hours ago
from Birdhouse
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@ Just shot _at_ him?
10:42 AM Nov 25th
from Echofon
in reply to OldHossRadbourn
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Dear co-workers,
You are employed at a multi-billion dollar financial management firm. LIFT THE FUCKING SEAT BEFORE YOU PISS.
Thank you.
9:28 AM Nov 25th
from Birdhouse
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You can imitate Glenn Beck, but you can't parody him -- however far you go, he's already there. And he's usually crying.
8:35 AM Nov 25th
from Birdhouse
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Today, everyone in the world was smarter and funnier and better looking than me.
Jerks. •
8:59 PM Nov 24th
from Birdhouse
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@ I like how you make it seem like San Diego is a real place, and not something I made up in a fever dream two decades ago.
5:41 PM Nov 24th
from Echofon
in reply to rdotinga
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@ The white team passes the ball gorilla times.
6:31 PM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
in reply to rdotinga
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@ But in thousands of words of sweaty fan-fic, there's plenty of "Jacob" in "Edward".
9:18 AM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
in reply to sween
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If your first complaint about the new "Star Trek" was that a brightly colored reptile wouldn't have evolved in the arctic: Hello, nerd. •
8:35 PM Nov 22nd
from Birdhouse
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@ Write, monkey, write! Write for our amusement!
6:41 PM Nov 22nd
from Echofon
in reply to jsnell
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Coming soon, Entirely Other Industries' line of sensual multi-person pajama bottoms: Partici-Pants®! Join in the Fun™! •
5:47 PM Nov 21st
from Birdhouse
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@ My guess is Jason.
10:13 AM Nov 21st
from Echofon
in reply to megnut
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When this week's chapter of my biography is written, it will be called "The Phlegmy Officemate."
6:35 PM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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What percentage of Sarah Palin supporters do you think went into a bookstore for the very first time yesterday?
10:03 PM Nov 19th
from Birdhouse
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I know I owe money to the Curse Jar, goddammit!
...Shit.
9:04 PM Nov 19th
from Birdhouse
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Oh, my God. Did I say that out loud? I meant to just think, "Fuck you, you fat piece of shit."
9:13 PM Nov 18th
from Birdhouse
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