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piscisaureus @dennyabraham @gjohnson391 It is possible in master: github.com/joyent/libuv/b… 4:00 PM May 29th via MetroTwit in reply to dennyabraham Retweeted by gjohnson391
@piscisaureus @dennyabraham Ha! Awesome! 4:02 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to piscisaureus
"// end function" seriously? If you need a comment to denote the end of a function, your doing it wrong. 4:37 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
Just deleted all my work from this weekend... Didn't like it anymore.... #OCD #FML 4:22 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
izs Node.js addons in C github.com/wesolows/v8plus This looks like it might be pretty awesome. 7:15 PM May 28th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by gjohnson391 and 31 others
tjcrowley @neilhimself Wife tells programmer husband 'pick up a jug of milk & if they have eggs get a dozen.' He returns with a dozen jugs of milk. 10:52 AM May 26th via Seesmic in reply to neilhimself Retweeted by gjohnson391 and 29 others
@dennyabraham node is built on top of libuv. See github.com/JustinTulloss/… 7:27 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dennyabraham
@dennyabraham nah it has something to do with libuv. 7:19 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dennyabraham
Node puts the brakes on zeromq... soooo slowww... @tjholowaychuk any ideas ? 7:51 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
padolsey Dark IDE theme = feel like batman programmer super-spy. Light IDE theme = feel like enterprisey dull McDull 5:40 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by gjohnson391 and 21 others
"assume every time you copy & paste code, you are copying & pasting errors" 8:43 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
"add power by removing complexity rather than exposing new functionality" 8:42 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
I am getting twitter spam for mentioning "lua" wtf is the world coming to! lua lua lua lua lua lua!!! 10:15 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
Any recommended articles/books for getting up to speed with lua? 10:12 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
@ryanjfink haha yeah... Bad memories! 4:42 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ryanjfink
fansipans @gjohnson391 The best part is it's even worse than programming with a bunch of GOTOs. It's basically "GOTO LOLDUNNO!" 6:27 AM May 21st via Twitter for Mac in reply to gjohnson391 Retweeted by gjohnson391
I will never understand why people throw exceptions when a query finds no results... 4:28 AM May 21st via web
izs Watching @aaronheckmann talk about mongoose. Dude controls the mic like a master MC. twitter.com/izs/status/204… 10:38 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone from here Retweeted by gjohnson391 and 1 other
valgrind woes.... fd_hard_limit assertion failed... wtf! 3:59 PM May 19th via TweetDeck
rmurphey if you can't tell me some shortcomings of your favorite JS lib, then you don't know it well enough. 12:57 PM May 19th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by gjohnson391 and 15 others