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gjheap

  1. @HRaff0 Better then ATT lol about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HRaff0
  2. Of course it rains on my day off. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. complex.com/pop-culture/20… about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Shitty day. No beach. Gym? I think so! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @brewdude2 Wow. 11:30 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to brewdude2
  6. If your phone is your "life line" take better care if it! 11:09 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Whenever you see me I'm within 30 minutes of just gettin done pissing, or about to piss. Lol. #gallonaday 6:39 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I hate crunches too. With a passion. 5:49 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Need to go on a long run on the boardwalk this week. Get my sweatin game on. 5:47 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @TomesSusan You know like 4 of them lol 5:34 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TomesSusan
  11. Been slackin in the gym department. Paying for it now. Smh. 5:10 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. My dog barks in her sleep. This could get annoying... 7:51 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks amazon.com/dp/1400049628/… via @amazon 6:29 PM May 28th via Tweet Button
  14. Zombie attack in Miami: What you need to know charlestoncitypaper.com/HaireoftheDog/… via @chasCityPaper 6:24 PM May 28th via Tweet Button
  15. Top 7 Zombie Survival tips: listverse.com/2007/10/26/top…. READ THIS! 6:14 PM May 28th via Tweet Button
  16. @goofy710 twitter.com/gjheap/status/… 4:24 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to goofy710
  17. Currently reading cracked.com/article_15643_… 3:52 PM May 28th via Tweet Button
  • Name Geoff
  • Location Jersey Shore
  • Bio Full time Dad • Adventure extremist • Health and Wellbeing Enthusiast • Dog lover• #swagg
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