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GJEchternkamp

  1. "@camelmielle: Where's the snooze button on this Radiohead device"
  2. I'm way over the phrase "visual meditation".
  3. Still a better drink than "The Hollywood" which is simply bitters on the rocks.
  4. I'm inventing a cocktail called "The Pasadena". It's ingredients are lonlieness and a shot of whiskey, neat.
  5. How do they get that pink hand soap in restrooms to smell exactly like Band-Aids?
  6. New podcast! frankandcindy.com/frank_and_cind…
  7. Huh. The number one search phrase that leads people to my website is apparently "Weasel Face".
  8. I'm all for practical jokes, unless they involve insects.
  9. Why is it that women who get pregnant suddenly want to show the world their fat naked body? FYI that's the time I least want to see it.
  10. KDAY is killing it tonight.
  11. Three words: Beef. Jerky. Panini.
  12. Since the zombie thing has been done to death, I offer a new spin on the genre: Zombies driving cars. That's brand new shit.
  13. Yahoo lies. Real TRENDING NOW: "Bobby Brown". Fake TRENDING NOW "Transformers 4".
  14. So I get bored while I'm driving and I like to read all the signs backwards. Anyway "Atnas Acinom" is a great wizard name.
  15. Seriously, I LOVE my dentist. He's the coolest guy ever. Would it be weird if I tried to hang out with him and be his friend?
  16. Holy shit! The NY Times crossword today was scandalous!