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  1. Surest sign you're in a San Francisco dive bar: Someone pulls out an iPhone to make sure that the pool table is level.
  2. @woneal I just read your tweet and still no one seems to care.
  3. Pandemic, you magnificent bastards, goodnight. [Protip: take out the toner cartridge next time] http://bit.ly/8rJhyW
  4. Sharing a bus ride with Captain Art School & His D-Bag Hipster Patrol. It's like Williamsburg puked in here. (yay). #adventures_on_the_38
  5. BusinessWeek lays off 130. AP, 90. Who needs journalists in a poorly regulated, incentive driven, free-market system, anyway? (@BrettClose)
  6. Anyone else out there have a Palm Pre touchstone? Neat, but suddenly, it's refusing to charge my phone. Hurray, induction tech!
  7. Operation: Sloth a complete success for this weekend!
  8. @bxchen IOU drink next week, sorry I couldn't make it...!
  9. "my e-dick isn't that big." -- @travismoses. 8:42, 11-20-2009
  10. At a tech event, some dude just proposed to his girlfriend over twitter. Me: "I'm gonna bit.ly the hell outta that shit." #techthehalls
  11. @ninjaharlot seconded.
  12. @r_pad as well you should be I've been reading digital comics on the iPhone for months now....and Im going broke!
  13. @americanadian sorry, I hate laughter. And puppies. Next time, though!
  14. I like how cell phones are the new boombox for buses. Hey, dumbass, your music still sucks...it's just tinnier. #adventures_on_the_38
  15. Definition of awesome: Katie Kouric playing Mad Dog McCree back in 1990. Thank you, Internet! http://bit.ly/43367x (via @KyleOrl)
  16. @SquareEnixSonia @hofftv you kidding? Stress-related eye twitches are the next big thing. #notjustamember,Imthepresident
  17. @AlexQRyan So does that mean the best journalists can get a story out in a single twitter?
  18. All right party people, who wants a free Xbox 360 or Nintendo Wii? AMD is making ya jump on Facebook for it. (http://bit.ly/JZRJx)
  19. When I think Sherlock Holmes, I think....TAQUITOS! Sir Arthur Conan Doyle must be proud. http://yfrog.com/auox7j
  20. Spidey sense tells me that today will be....interesting.