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  1. Favorite sounds: coworker's voice, rising in volume and pitch: "Ok, absolutely, yes, of course. Perfect! Thanks!" Then a big phone slam. 10:57 AM Oct 13th from web
  2. @hojepoje It just let up. Go to sleep. 11:56 PM Jun 8th from Echofon in reply to hojepoje
  3. @hojepoje you're telling me! Woke me right up. Felt like the universe delivering really bad news. 11:55 PM Jun 8th from Echofon in reply to hojepoje
  4. #followfriday @ArthurKadeInc You will not be disappointed! 12:21 PM Jun 5th from web
  5. Wow. Letterman's Top Ten List tonight? Really? Dave? Cheney supports marriage equality so is ridiculed as laughable cocksucking faggot? Huh? 9:07 PM Jun 2nd from Echofon
  6. I wish public figures would stop using the phrase "make no mistake" for rhetorical emphasis. It reminds me of Bush and gets me all hate-y. 11:38 AM May 30th from Echofon
  7. @bmatthews http://bit.ly/17AbZy 6:03 AM May 29th from web in reply to bmatthews
  8. http://twitpic.com/64dp8 - Sick and simplistic but sort of hilarious. 9:24 AM May 28th from TwitPic
  9. I had no idea shrimp lo mein could be satisfying. Huh. Even with such small shrimp. Amazing. 10:51 AM May 27th from web
  10. Whatever happened to Bridget Fonda? 11:22 AM May 24th from Echofon
  11. Walnut and bleu cheese pate on a cracker with a glass of white wine sounds so soothing. Like a Valium. 11:49 AM May 23rd from Echofon
  12. The dude from Ashford & Simpson in a sheer tank top? Sheer! For PBS special? C'mon! Why did no one intervene? Unfuckingforgivable. 11:34 AM May 23rd from Echofon
  13. Favorite passive aggressive facebook status update of the week: "has let someone get to me for the last time." Then she was off to the gym! 2:53 PM May 22nd from Echofon
  14. Feeling despondent. Wondering if I'll ever have an original thought. "Cops and Throbbers" is the title of at least a dozen adult videos. 8:15 AM May 22nd from web
  15. Step and repeat. http://guestofaguest.com/ga... 12:49 PM May 21st from web
  16. I'm repainting my apartment. I'm going to have Home Depot color match a borwn paper bag. I've always loved the color of a brown paper bag. 12:01 PM May 21st from web
  17. Dick, another 9/11 was prevented on your watch? Is it really that hard to keep gangs of box cutter-wielding Saudis off of domestic flights? 10:05 AM May 21st from web
  18. Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore? Mohammed moved his falafel truck. It's no longer at 57th & B'way. God damn it. 9:57 AM May 21st from web
  19. I've dusted off my shit list. It's been years! I don't hold a grudge, so I'm starting from scratch. 8:54 AM May 20th from web
  20. I'm getting a little sick of looking at Ayelet Waldman's tit but will hang in there. She's bound to change her Twitter pic eventually. 4:23 PM May 19th from Echofon