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  1. Favorite sounds: coworker's voice, rising in volume and pitch: "Ok, absolutely, yes, of course. Perfect! Thanks!" Then a big phone slam.
  2. @hojepoje It just let up. Go to sleep.
  3. @hojepoje you're telling me! Woke me right up. Felt like the universe delivering really bad news.
  4. #followfriday @ArthurKadeInc You will not be disappointed!
  5. Wow. Letterman's Top Ten List tonight? Really? Dave? Cheney supports marriage equality so is ridiculed as laughable cocksucking faggot? Huh?
  6. I wish public figures would stop using the phrase "make no mistake" for rhetorical emphasis. It reminds me of Bush and gets me all hate-y.
  7. @bmatthews http://bit.ly/17AbZy
  8. http://twitpic.com/64dp8 - Sick and simplistic but sort of hilarious.
  9. I had no idea shrimp lo mein could be satisfying. Huh. Even with such small shrimp. Amazing.
  10. Whatever happened to Bridget Fonda?
  11. Walnut and bleu cheese pate on a cracker with a glass of white wine sounds so soothing. Like a Valium.
  12. The dude from Ashford & Simpson in a sheer tank top? Sheer! For PBS special? C'mon! Why did no one intervene? Unfuckingforgivable.
  13. Favorite passive aggressive facebook status update of the week: "has let someone get to me for the last time." Then she was off to the gym!
  14. Feeling despondent. Wondering if I'll ever have an original thought. "Cops and Throbbers" is the title of at least a dozen adult videos.
  15. Step and repeat. http://guestofaguest.com/ga...
  16. I'm repainting my apartment. I'm going to have Home Depot color match a borwn paper bag. I've always loved the color of a brown paper bag.
  17. Dick, another 9/11 was prevented on your watch? Is it really that hard to keep gangs of box cutter-wielding Saudis off of domestic flights?
  18. Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore? Mohammed moved his falafel truck. It's no longer at 57th & B'way. God damn it.
  19. I've dusted off my shit list. It's been years! I don't hold a grudge, so I'm starting from scratch.
  20. I'm getting a little sick of looking at Ayelet Waldman's tit but will hang in there. She's bound to change her Twitter pic eventually.