GiuliaRozzi
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Accidentally used White Stripes on my teeth. Ugh, I just don't know what to do with myself.
about 6 hours ago
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Can everyone please STOP being jealous of the blister under my nose that looks like a tiny red Hitler stash?! Like, get your own already.
about 10 hours ago
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My dad suggested I get a job at a bank. So there's that.
2:05 PM May 31st
via web
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Can't wait for the Goldilocks & The Three Bears remakes! Who will be the sexier baby bear: Robert Pattinson or Zac Efron?
8:44 AM May 31st
via web
from New York, NY
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I'm working on another fairy tale movie remake called "Ho White & The Cuntsman."
8:14 AM May 31st
via web
from New York, NY
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What do people do with all the extra time they saved texting "b there soon" instead of "be there soon"?
12:27 PM May 30th
via web
from New York, NY
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Females please, this is serious.
10:15 AM May 30th
via web
from New York, NY
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I wish Instagram was an app that instantly made my grandma alive again.
6:09 PM May 29th
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Boston! Register for the weekend long workshop I'm teaching at @ 6/23-6/24
1:19 PM May 29th
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"Shake yo money maker" is a terrible suggestion for a calligraphist.
8:04 AM May 29th
via web
from New York, NY
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Boyfriend was all "wanna see Dark Shadows?" and I was all "stop looking at my upper lip!"
11:00 AM May 27th
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This Memorial day weekend, let's all take a moment to remember how amazing I am.
9:58 AM May 26th
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Tweeting "thank you for all the 's!" makes it look like I got a lot of 's.
12:59 PM May 25th
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When "Make Love In This Club" plays on my iPod, I stare at the saddest looking person on the subway & serenade them in my head.
10:36 AM May 25th
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It's probably bad karma to keep calling karma a bitch.
8:21 AM May 25th
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I only play Words or Scramble With Friends with actual friends, I don't want some stranger judging how stupid I am.
11:21 AM May 24th
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The @ podcast is back! In ep #6 @ & I chat w/ @ @ & @!
7:32 AM May 24th
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from New York, NY
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Just noticed I wrote "I love" in my last 3 Tweets. I'm either very loving or very unoriginal.
11:09 AM May 23rd
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from New York, NY
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I love doing it doggie-style: napping all day and only getting excited when food is around.
9:42 AM May 23rd
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from New York, NY
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I love when an article comes into my life right when I need it. This one just kicked my ass in the best way possible
3:55 PM May 22nd
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- Name Giulia Rozzi
- Location NYC
- Web http://www.giulia...
- Bio Performer, writer, lover. See/follow my shows @StrippedStories & @DiveComedy
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