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  1. Only reason I go to McDonald's on occasion: Hot Mustard. Today they accidentally gave me 4 extra packets. MY LIFE IS WORTH LIVING. 1:54 PM Nov 22nd from web
  2. I wonder how old I'm going to be when I figure out where to pull into at an auto body shop. 2:26 PM Oct 29th from web
  3. 'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder and not mukduk. 6:32 PM Oct 24th from web
  4. "As long as you notice, and have to count the steps, you are not yet dancing..." 6:53 AM Oct 8th from web
  5. I thought Rajanigandha was a boy's name. 2:22 PM Oct 1st from web
  6. Olive has learned many tricks and as of today: Shake! I'm sorry -- there's about nothing cuter than a tiny dachshund shaking your hand. 4:49 PM Sep 15th from web
  7. @jrwells82 I feel you on that one. More of The Office? One of the netflix that came in? hmmm 4:49 PM Sep 15th from web in reply to jrwells82
  8. can't decide if she should tweet about the Terrible quote she just read or the fact that the ladies room smells like waffles and syrup. 1:56 PM Sep 10th from web
  9. Travel planning is just about finished. This weekend: The Office marathon before I leave on Sunday. 12:41 PM Sep 9th from web
  10. All caught up with stuff from missing yesterday, and today is basically done too...Tuesday: give me your worst. I know...famous last words. 11:41 AM Sep 8th from web
  11. Often "most popular results" "highest rating" "most views"=1 thing I like & the rest suck. This adequately describes how I fit into society. 7:55 PM Sep 3rd from web
  12. "Maybe I could be a food critic. These muffins taste bad. Or an art critic. That painting is bad." Season 5 comes out in 5 days! 9:22 PM Sep 2nd from web
  13. Why does PowerPoint always leave such a bad taste in my mouth? Reminds me of horrible projects of yore? Or it's the gosh awful backgrounds. 6:22 PM Sep 2nd from web
  14. Yes, my dog is my main photo subject. Got a problem with that? http://bit.ly/vYzLw 5:37 AM Sep 2nd from web
  15. OK that big writing spider? Missing. Web's still there. Oh, and a huge egg sac. Good call on the girl name suggestions, all. 4:36 PM Sep 1st from web
  16. Productive today-did all that I planned to do with 9 minutes to spare. Taking one from the "Things that are rare" column today. 1:51 PM Aug 31st from web
  17. Daydreaming of a nap. 8:10 AM Aug 28th from web
  18. Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #gold_hill_nc #college #highered #northcarolina #pfeifferuniversity 5:48 AM Aug 27th from WeFollow
  19. #winMBP @taptaptap is giving away a $5999 ColorWare STEALTH MacBook Pro to celebrate launching Convert for iPhone! http://taptaptap.com/+Dwc 8:08 AM Aug 26th from web
  20. Beam me up, scotty. 5:41 AM Aug 25th from web