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  1. Seriously, Deadliest Catch guys, I'll cut my Alaskan crab intake from one a year to one every two years if it'll make your jobs easier.
  2. @bliccy I think they're talking about dudes.
  3. It takes a village of doctors to unraise a Jackson.
  4. This Beatles tribute band — American English — sounds so authentic, a teenage girl in horned-rims just exploded.
  5. @richardroeper (nudge) Free Hottie Porn to show in the 7 race (wink, wink)
  6. @ruthakers …and they're turning on each other in a sign of admiration for David Mamet.
  7. We have jortsign. Prepare the maker hooks.
  8. What sucks more than Zelaya not being allowed to land in Tegucigalpa is that his luggage somehow arrived there.
  9. It's Sunday. Anyone planning to release another Twitter app this week?
  10. I would've put the gold "15" on the crotch of my tennis shorts, but that's just me.
  11. Federer and Roddick are exhausting me. Who's up for milkshakes?
  12. Roddick is making this Federer's inevitable win take longer.
  13. Oh, I hope there's a U2-themed BlackBerry that will make me feel hip as I click loudly through my work email during a wedding.
  14. Back to provoking Uncle Sam list-making and Statue of Liberty fist-shaking.
  15. Michael Bay is probably sleeping like a baby right now.
  16. Long John Silvers ads during The Deadliest Catch remind me of that time I went to Belgium and bought a Hershey's bar.
  17. What this Fourth of July needs is a fifth of Beefeater.
  18. Taking a nap just like Benjamin Franklin. Minus the eight naked French chicks.
  19. @lindstifa I might start using that phrase, but I'm such a Palin about such things.
  20. Yuck. Steady rain. We must move this outdoor party to the lee of the stone.