"Shorted late Friday." #3promisingwords
about 1 hour ago
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Retweet: "Invest in stocks" #scariest3words
about 1 hour ago
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http://twitpic.com/evsp - When I go turkey shooting on an empty stomach, I tend to shoot more turkeys than I need to. I hate that.
about 2 hours ago
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I need a hobo! I'm holding out for a hobo til the end of the night!
about 3 hours ago
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And they say that a hobo can save us. I'm not gonna stand here and wait.
about 3 hours ago
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I keep having this nightmare. It's the psychodelic boat ride from Willy Wonka, except it's Henry Paulson singing to all of America.
about 3 hours ago
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Not only did the House pass all those great earmarks and miscellany on Friday, but they also saved the economy. Wait...
about 4 hours ago
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If the White Sox make it to the ALCS, I'm buying me a Sox hat. World Series, jersey. Win it all, uh... actual white socks?
about 18 hours ago
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It's nice to see ONE baseball team in Chicago knows the meaning of clutch -- or even remembers how to play baseball in the playoffs.
about 18 hours ago
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I'm gonna call the whole thing for the Red Sox -- and baseball is boring again!
about 20 hours ago
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Can't say if the Dodgers are really that good. The Cubs certainly were that bad, running on fumes the final five weeks.
about 20 hours ago
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Eddie Vedder's vocal chords were wasted on a Cubs song. He would have gotten more mileage singing about credit markets.
08:01 PM October 04, 2008
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In that previous tweet I typed "argh" not "arch". I am not in a holodeck.
05:38 PM October 03, 2008
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Arch. Had to reboot iPhone to get GPS working in a strange place. Apple, you might want to fix that.
05:36 PM October 03, 2008
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Amtrak: See the country at 15 mph!
04:12 PM October 03, 2008
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@wryredhead You must use soft or room temperature butter for grilled cheese. What are you, new?
03:41 PM October 03, 2008
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@tbridge Being Republican is the last remaining closet in Hollywood.
01:32 PM October 03, 2008
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Taking the Amtrak for a brief trip this afternoon. I hope someone can bail me out of a derailment.
01:30 PM October 03, 2008
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