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  1. @weselec Oh fatherhood... somebody has to be the armchair politician. 7:35 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to weselec
  2. ZOMG you guys! Look what my Canadian boyfriend drew me for my burfdae! http://snurl.com/tf6n4 Thank you, @sween! 7:29 PM Nov 25th from web
  3. I take my writing deadlines *very* seriously and *that's* why I opened this beer. 4:00 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. Sitting in bed in my tiara under a pile of children, enjoying an elegant breakfast of toast and coffee. Happy 40th to meeeeee!!! 8:51 AM Nov 24th from txt
  5. @vmarinelli Hey lady with the awesome day for a birthday: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!! 7:52 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. In Disneyland. Wearing my unicorns-humping-under-a-rainbow shirt. All is right in the world. 6:12 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  7. I'm at Disneyland, apparently with almost everyone else I know. Whoo hoo!!! 1:57 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  8. "Are your pants still un buttoned?" "Maybe." "All day?" "Maybe." "Babe..." "Shut up and get me another beer." 5:38 PM Nov 20th from txt
  9. I could totally button the top button of my jeans IF I WANTED TO. So muffin top THAT, jackass. 9:34 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. @biorhythmist Did you put your sock in her smoothie? 8:48 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to biorhythmist
  11. @mikeoz OH NO WAY! That's when we're going! 8:45 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to mikeoz
  12. Three days until Disneyland!!! SQUUUEEEEE!!!! #fuckyeahmassivedebtforfascisthappyland 8:42 AM Nov 19th from web
  13. yeeeahhhh, so that's happening. http://bit.ly/46IwEA 4:16 PM Nov 18th from Facebook
  14. Today's Motto: Hurry up and wait. 4:00 PM Nov 18th from web
  15. @stevewhitaker Can you send him my way when he's done? Because I'm knee-deep in bigots over here. 8:35 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to stevewhitaker
  16. @elewis1997 I will keep you posted. Just ordered yesterday because I couldn't beat the price! 8:34 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to elewis1997
  17. @katrinaneufeld I know! And they're not nearly as sexy as they think they are... Something about the googly eyes. 8:34 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to katrinaneufeld
  18. @GRuppMI That's exactly what I'm getting tattooed on my bum. 8:32 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to GRuppMI
  19. @motherconfusion YAYAYAAAYYYY!!! Congrats!! 8:27 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to motherconfusion
  20. I’m turning 40 | hErDIng sQUirReLs http://bit.ly/2c6sTK 8:23 AM Nov 18th from TweetMeme