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uncouthheathen
PLEASE STOP REFERRING TO SARAH PALIN AS "BIBLE SPICE."
05:06 PM September 26, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Phone calls are an efficient way to ensure two people aren't working at the same time. Unrelated: 7 calls scheduled for today.
06:45 AM August 28, 2008
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MissRFTC
I am totally serious. My Ob/Gyn was IN my vagina and an earthquake started rattling the room!
11:44 AM July 29, 2008
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billba
@hodgman Suggesting new Internet-age acronym for "That is all": TIA. Suitable for texting, twitter, and live conversation. TIA.
10:24 AM May 19, 2008
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ramit
My friend went on a date from Match.com last night. Her tip: "If a guy says he's 5'8", he's actually 5'6". Always."
09:31 AM April 24, 2008
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TweetJeebus
@yvonner There's no commandments prohibiting hooker boots. But I'm considering putting the kibosh on Crocs. It for your own good, really.
03:25 PM April 08, 2008
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ev
couple near me at whole foods are discussing Twitter. she thinks it's boring. bitch.
11:46 AM March 28, 2008
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TweetSatan
@TweetJeebus may have his Good Friday, but I totally own Saturdays. Fair trade.
11:34 PM March 20, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Starting a blog solely to make money is like learning ventriloquism to meet girls.
04:07 PM January 26, 2008
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