girlboymusic
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I don't know, "Amercia" seems like a pretty accurate description of this country.
12:21 PM May 30th
via web
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When "Trigger Warning" Lost All Its Meaning -
8:00 AM May 30th
via The Awl
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My mom comes walking in like, "Oh, I made you a little snack."
6:43 PM May 29th
via Instagram
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@ Nope, sorry, I also personally heard you blame it on humidity.
3:42 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to jonathanbogart
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@ Oh, don't even. I personally saw you sweating on a chilly spring day.
3:37 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to jonathanbogart
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@ I assume by "a shark" you mean "a shark hand puppet," which is what it clearly is and which would explain why Joey is so calm.
4:07 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to spooloflies
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Would have appreciated someone at Verizon telling me all the voicemails I had saved from my dead dad would be deleted when I got an iPhone.
2:00 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Get his number for me?
12:36 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to unbornwhiskey
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@ I've loved ur mom ever since she said you had worms or whatever.
5:42 PM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to fuglycrackbaby
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So woodchucks and groundhogs are apparently the same animal? Mind = blown.
12:22 AM May 25th
via txt
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Does anybody want this bookcase full of floppy disks?
5:55 PM May 24th
via web
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Also the cable access channel on 33, and watching Pay-Per-View through the squiggles, and Murphy Brown was on in the afternoon.
8:14 AM May 23rd
via web
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Getting all nostalgic about the days when Nickelodeon was channel 14.
8:11 AM May 23rd
via web
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@ What, you mean people don't apply a month before they graduate & leave school without knowing where they're going?
7:16 PM May 22nd
via web
in reply to celta327
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I don't think I can Internet anymore.
7:56 AM May 21st
via web
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That book was 100% guns in the first act.
3:38 PM May 20th
via web
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I wish I had some risotto right now.
8:41 PM May 19th
via web
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"She's like a garbage disposal for alcohol" - @, about me.
7:25 PM May 19th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Barefoot day drunk at Dupont County Club somebody touched me with a bag of farts.
5:42 PM May 19th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Look at this fuckin bowl of homemade salsa.
5:55 PM May 18th
via Instagram
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- Name Cuntballs McFuckface
- Location NY/NJ
- Web http://girlboymus...
- Bio Nothing feels as good as fat tastes.
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