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girlboymusic

  1. I don't know, "Amercia" seems like a pretty accurate description of this country.
  2. My mom comes walking in like, "Oh, I made you a little snack." instagr.am/p/LO5WVOhpnF/
  3. @jonathanbogart Nope, sorry, I also personally heard you blame it on humidity.
  4. @jonathanbogart Oh, don't even. I personally saw you sweating on a chilly spring day.
  5. @spooloflies I assume by "a shark" you mean "a shark hand puppet," which is what it clearly is and which would explain why Joey is so calm.
  6. Would have appreciated someone at Verizon telling me all the voicemails I had saved from my dead dad would be deleted when I got an iPhone.
  7. @unbornwhiskey Get his number for me?
  8. @fuglycrackbaby I've loved ur mom ever since she said you had worms or whatever.
  9. Does anybody want this bookcase full of floppy disks?
  10. Also the cable access channel on 33, and watching Pay-Per-View through the squiggles, and Murphy Brown was on in the afternoon.
  11. Getting all nostalgic about the days when Nickelodeon was channel 14.
  12. @celta327 What, you mean people don't apply a month before they graduate & leave school without knowing where they're going?
  13. I don't think I can Internet anymore.
  14. That book was 100% guns in the first act.
  15. I wish I had some risotto right now.
  16. Barefoot day drunk at Dupont County Club somebody touched me with a bag of farts.
  17. Look at this fuckin bowl of homemade salsa. instagr.am/p/KyfEr_hpvz/