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  1. I want to hate Nigella Lawson, but I can't help liking her hatred of green peppers and her constant use of maple syrup. 9:49 AM Dec 12th from web
  2. For Christmas I would like a dishwasher. I like cooking but hate cleaning. http://j.mp/3ZHgcL #RiffTraxSANTA 5:21 AM Dec 12th from web
  3. My house is all kinds of cold. Burning candles just to keep warm. 8:39 AM Dec 11th from web
  4. Oh, internets, how I have missed you. 2:26 PM Dec 8th from web
  5. Husband killed our internet. Won't be online until new router delivered next week. Told him 100 times to watch where he sets his drink. 4:45 AM Nov 28th from web
  6. Only one more exam left and then I'm done with my proofreading certification. Finally. So sick of the whole course. 4:59 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. Sorry about all the petitions lately, but this one is important. Seriously. http://is.gd/50gQK 3:07 AM Nov 22nd from web
  8. Fantastic episode of Bones. Always love the ones with @stephenfry. Best line: "like sperm on corn smut". 2:06 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. SAVE the Orphan: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/savetheorphan - I signed as a favor to a friend. Maybe you can sign as a favor to me? 11:40 AM Nov 17th from web
  10. Monsters in the new Dr Who episode are very moist. Not scary, just moist. 12:24 PM Nov 15th from web
  11. I really miss the Swedish Chef cereal Croonchy Stars. They were tasty. 3:26 PM Nov 14th from web
  12. Have had a cold for a month now. Perhaps I could just hibernate this winter. Grrrr. Growl. I'm a bear. Can I sleep now? 12:39 PM Nov 10th from web
  13. It's only November and I can't imagine my house being any colder than it is now. Gonna be a long winter. 3:00 AM Nov 9th from web
  14. Just because I installed Google Chrome, that doesn't mean I wholeheartedly welcome our Google overlords. 5:17 AM Nov 8th from web
  15. No, I do not want to see pictures of your nudist wedding. I don't care how much you oiled up. Oily naked is still naked. 2:31 PM Nov 6th from web
  16. Four egghead losses in a row? Maybe they need a vacation or something. 10:29 AM Nov 3rd from web
  17. Terrifying thought: what if Celine Dion managed to breed with Michael Buble? The spawn would be the end of music forever. 8:51 AM Oct 27th from web
  18. Two week anniversary of my current cold. What is the traditional gift for that? Kleenex or VapoRub? 2:48 PM Oct 26th from web
  19. Got my credit card bill today. No idea how I'm going to pay it, but if I don't, they're going to harass my parents. Fun. 9:39 AM Oct 25th from web
  20. My guinea pigs seem a bit squeaky lately. Anyone know where I can get some rodent oil? 2:23 PM Oct 22nd from web