girlalive1
- I'm apparently important enough to get yelled at if I call in sick too much, but not important enough to actually be given any work to do.9:10 AM Jul 15th from web
- Wish I could move back to the US now. Our mortgage payments would be lower, and the house would not suck so hard.9:32 AM Jul 14th from web
- Feeling crappy. All pukey and full of snot.10:55 PM Jul 12th from web
- Still no hot water. Still annoyed. Still considering packing up and leaving the country.2:59 PM Jul 10th from web
- Very boring day at work, punctuated by irritating Belgians and radioactive poop.5:19 AM Jul 8th from web
- Because of Al Franken, I will no longer tell people I'm from Minnesota. From now on I'm from Seattle.11:27 AM Jul 7th from web
- Maybe I should just get an ice-pick lobotomy and a job at Tesco's.9:17 AM Jul 7th from web
- Roof still leaking. Should stop if it ever stops raining.11:32 PM Jul 6th from web
- Water heater broken. Satellite tv sporadic. Roof leaking.7:21 AM Jul 6th from web
- New exercise bike is nice. Very pink though. At least I can justify the pink with the half price deal I got.1:52 PM Jul 5th from web
- @stephenfry the only phrase I knew in Russia: Ya ne pa ne mah yoo pa rooski. I don't understand Russian.3:47 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to stephenfry
- I'm so sick of this house and this country that I'm literally screaming.9:51 AM Jul 1st from web
- Can't believe it's still only Wednesday. Did time slow down just to compensate for the fact that I have Friday off?5:22 AM Jul 1st from web
- RT @cockerham I poured out a little Jesus juice in memorium. Two days later I poured out a little OxyClean. STAINS GONE.11:14 PM Jun 30th from web
- Bored and disgruntled. Want to go home. I miss insulated houses and nice people.2:32 PM Jun 27th from web
- I would like my guinea pig's job. It looks pretty fun. I wonder if there is an apprenticeship or something...2:39 PM Jun 26th from web
- Fred Rodgers, Kurt Cobain, Jim Henson. Who are three celebrities I miss more than I'll miss Michael Jackson?12:22 AM Jun 26th from web
- David Smith, Don Granholm, my guinea pig Homer. Who are 3 people who died in the last year that I'll miss more than Michael Jackson?11:16 PM Jun 25th from web
- When I move back to the US, I will miss British chocolate, the NHS, and Stephen Fry most. #followmestephen12:34 PM Jun 25th from web
- My living room smells like sweaty guinea pigs and my ankles itch. Those two things are unrelated.8:42 AM Jun 25th from web
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