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girl_canfield

  1. Fantasy football: role playing for people who think they're cooler than D&D "nerds".
  2. The fattest of my two cats just attempted to sit on the TV. Yes, we have a flat screen, but Cork doesn't see that as a problem.
  3. Ok, that's it. I NEED A TEAPOT. IT MUST BE PURPLE. HELP! @Kimmie230688 and I need a teapot as soon as possible!
  4. I had no idea how much I spoke to @Kimmie230688 until we stopped working together and had to text instead.
  5. Thursday is my happy thought. So sad that being late into the office is the high point of my week!
  6. BFF Gems ended up with a pot plant after Friday cocktails!
  7. One more cig. Can't force myself to go into work just yet. #HateMyJob
  8. Cocktails, cigs and bffs. Yay (yes, I'm drinking tonight)
  9. Can ducks eat ice cream? Co-worker is trying to find out
  10. @DeclanHarney1 just things like pulling me off work to loudly list every mistake that he dictated and I typed. His mistakes. Me blamed.
  11. My kingdom to be anywhere else right now
  12. @DeclanHarney1 Howard is such a bully
  13. @DeclanHarney1 Argh! Worst day ever. I swear I'm getting fired at the end of the month. How are you, darling?
  14. Going insane
  15. Sure I'm about to be future endeavoured. Not sure if secret fear or secret hope
  16. Wow, just got a call back after I hung up "Ma'am, do you think you are very smart?" - "Yes" - "Ma'am, you are an asshole. AN ASSHOLE."
  17. Just had another call from "the Microsoft", kept them on for 8 minutes before being incredibly rude to them. New personal record.
  18. Waiting for my lovely @carlamlee so we can destroy the world #writing #bff #HoH #Woods
  19. Love that "Cena" is now autotext on my phone.
  20. I have spent the past three hours customising the Word ribbon, I don't know if this makes me awesome or tragic.