AWE! My dad got me a Valentine for the 1st time EVER -early, even- & chose dark chocolate cherries in juice all by himself! My favorite ;)

"Crazy people can't have crackers on the couch."

Watching a My Little Pony marathon w/Lilz in hope of undoing the damage last night's nightmare did to my psyche. Whimsy's a fierce opponent.

Maybe we should take a bus then @Tophtopher. Room in the basket's filling up quickly ;)

@pylpshr Oh that's bad! Mk then. I'll ride shotgun in your hand basket on Judgment Day.

Sometimes I feel like I'm going to Hell for hating seagulls.

Gil Scott-Heron makes everything all better again. Every damn time.

@ksmith228 Good deal. It's a them instead of an it ;) Feeling ok?

Your present's going in the mail today @ksmith228 :D Took some time to find the box I wanted to ship it in.

I am dangerously close to eyeball incinerating someone today over the "do not attempt verbal conversation w/GT before 2 coffees" rule.

@InfiniteKnot Thanks ;) How are you?

"We're ringing in the New Year with muy importante nuggets!" No. We're not.

She's def no longer wheezing. But she IS following my poor dad around "WHEREVER YOU MAY GOOOOOO!"

SO. Albuterol + a 7-year-old = an emotional rollercoaster that's the stuff of Greek legend. We're laughin & cryin & pingin away over here :/

@thewakingones I'm gonna go ahead & give thanks for that sparing of infographic. You're a gem.

YES. Haha, & there should be an academy to cover defense for that shit. RT @thewakingones is.gd/Kr9zqU any of this look familiar?

Lily's in the kitchen painting a clay basket she doesn't know I know she made me for V Day. I've been generously complimenting its beauty ;)

@AmandaLeaLang Poor Millie. And poor everyone in her tiny & no doubt stompy path :/ I think Lily & I are embarking on the pass it b&f game.

@AmandaLeaLang Mm, & yeah. Mine haven't been caused by anything in particular either.

@AmandaLeaLang Awe Honey, I know. Sean filled me in on Amelia, Ana & you being sick last wk so I didn't wanna bug ya. Who's still ill?