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  1. @mayhemmiller I suspect mayhem shall ensue...
  2. Wow those UM jerseys are ugly...
  3. Ouch my head. Feels like someone sat on it last night...
  4. @TheGallyBlog I mean the South Park movie where the great white north tried their hardest...
  5. @TheGallyBlog it was a slaughter kinda like that time your people invaded America...or that may have been the South Park Movie...
  6. @TheGallyBlog madden...
  7. @berstreet who knows, but if so @xmasape has dibs...
  8. My firstborn son is to be named after @xmasape. Worst performance ever? Worst performance ever, minus that time I lost my virginity.
  9. The amount of pwnage is ridiculous...
  10. @Real_Shakey the S.H.A.K.E.Y. system must be a huge hit with the ladies...
  11. @askbill unbelievably jealous. Drink some PBR for me...
  12. RT @askbill: Yea, that's a school bus on a racetrack. Crash-a-rama to commence momentarily!!! http://twitpic.com/r8j2m
  13. @TheGallyBlog what tip? Could have been @Hbomb47 sending info from a fake email.
  14. @Hbomb47 don't hate. I need all the help I can get.
  15. @OGOchoCinco just Internet famous...
  16. @illex I heard that too. Plus with bradshaw out and Jacobs still somewhat injured, Ware should get some good action.
  17. @Hbomb47 i'd ditch forsett...
  18. @Highernest dead serious. Poison control says we should be fine.
  19. Parents left thermometer in turkey while cooking. It blew up. If I die from mercury poisoning you know why.
  20. You can take the girl out of the strip club but you can't take the strip club out of the girl...