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  1. Anyone else watching Jersey Shore? I had an aneurism trying to contemplate how something could be that good and that bad at the same time. 8:13 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  2. @citizenhudson "video editor" 3:08 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to citizenhudson
  3. Tiger transgressioned all over my face. 1:05 PM Dec 2nd from web
  4. @chriskula Poor Andre Braugher, victim of a 140 character limit. 4:59 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to chriskula
  5. I don't know about you, but I always text my friends about the food I'm eating at Dallas BBQ. http://yfrog.com/1yfxnj 4:23 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  6. RT @EmilyStrachan: Check out this video written by @gilozeri and I http://j.mp/671awG 3:17 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  7. New VIDEO! Water Me, Bro - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USZq6fWIgMo 7:50 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  8. Guy next to me on the train has two problems. First, he can't find his wallet. Second, he can't get rid of his famous fish smell. 11:31 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  9. @JoeMande You're going to give Jeff Bridges a break today? 5:30 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to JoeMande
  10. Just got caught gettiing my asshole eaten out during 2012. 8:35 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  11. Just got kicked off the ice rink at Central Park. I knocked down 6 fat children before they caught me. That's 60 points. 10 per pig. 3:00 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  12. Just saw Liev Schreiber eating an egg salad sandwich. Sigh. Even movie stars are nerds. 9:03 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  13. @ShaharOzeri found you while searching for Logicomix! A fellow Ozeri! Is your family from Yemen?! 6:48 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to ShaharOzeri
  14. @jackieclarke That looks like sin to me. 6:31 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to jackieclarke
  15. Just had sex in the Burlington Coat Factory. Can't think of a more romantic place to make love to a coat. 1:27 PM Nov 15th from web
  16. The Mad Men Show, the House Program, the Conan Hour. #WhatMomsCallTVShows 1:20 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  17. Huge tits, nice ass, I look great today. 10:43 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  18. RT @tjmaxx: #FavoriteFridays Notables: @FabFinds50 @heathersRunning @gilozeri @ClumpsOfMascara <-- this is real, tj maxx tweeted about me 1:46 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  19. Did you hear, teens? The new craze isn't vampires anymore. It's older men with sharp teeth who fuck you and live forever. 6:05 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  20. I keep putting 'Home' into my GPS, and it keeps giving me directions to TJ Maxx. 11:01 AM Nov 12th from web