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I'm at Dose in Nashville, and the coffee is not bad (rated in top 100 coffeeshops nationwide) instagr.am/p/LQ56jnKaWj/ about 3 hours ago via Instagram
@raquelgardner same here. Sometimes just a few, sometimes spluttering an endless stream of molars. #psychology about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raquelgardner
@raquelgardner me too! Like your whole mouthful of teeth falling out? I think we both have the same (unknown) problem. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raquelgardner
A white guy a couple tables away just said: "I think I'm from a relatively white household." Relative to...Pacific Islanders? 4:40 PM May 29th via web
Does anyone else keep logs of concerts attended, coffeeshops visited, and movies seen? Or is that just me? Dang. 11:22 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
@Sarcartist yeah, i haven't seen it though 3:41 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Sarcartist
@Sarcartist the Olympic bombings? 1972. 3:39 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Sarcartist
Aftermath of a Skynyrd concert: twitter.com/gilgildner/sta… 11:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
I just saw ten thousand rednecks singing along to Lynyrd Skynyrd, and not a single one was sober. 10:54 PM May 26th via web
I'm gonna be so freaked out one day when I'm driving innocently along and suddenly see that Windows XP green hill. 5:43 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@kenziebrewer at packing 5:05 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kenziebrewer
@kenziebrewer you suck 5:05 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kenziebrewer
@leighgildner let a barista know...that's creepy 4:31 PM May 25th via web in reply to leighgildner
@leighgildner Jabba the Hutt? 4:28 PM May 25th via web in reply to leighgildner
Thinking about buying my underwear at Goodwill from now on. twitter.com/gilgildner/sta… 11:16 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
should it bother me that the network name of the creepy old man's laptop is "killin_you"...and he's got sideburns & bifocals? 10:13 AM May 25th via web
I don't know how more people don't have more wrecks. 1:55 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@aus10yates but see, if it became successful then all the followers would figure out we're mocking THEM. 12:03 PM May 24th via web in reply to aus10yates
@WaffleHouse I have visual image of ridiculously good looking social media expert eating waffles & typing out tweets. Correct? 10:55 AM May 24th via web
Guy with new job fist-pumps and says: "I'm gonna make so much money!!!" Then he hastily adds: "But I'm not one of those money people." 9:47 AM May 24th via web

Name Gil Gildner
Location Searcy, AR
Web http://www.gilgil...
Bio I would like to play a Telecaster, smoke a cigar, shoot a .357, kiss a hot girl, drink a beer, and drive a Porsche 911. Simultaneously.