gideonjs77
- I like bow ties in theory, but at the end of the day it just looks like someone has tied a bow around your neck. think kittens.about 7 hours ago from txt
- during the summer I pick who i'm going to sit by on the train based on who i think will smell the least bad. it's an imperfect science.about 8 hours ago from txt
- Emeril, the matches from your matchbook are as weak as your food.about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
- My roommate is an academia-certified Hurricane Master. next stop, discovery channel.about 21 hours ago from txt
- just walked by a mirror and realized I am an adult. This explains a lot.10:55 AM Jul 15th from digsby
- just judged a book by its cover. It was exhilarating. Might do it again tomorrow.5:28 PM Jul 14th from web
- 1.Put food from container on plate. 2.Put plate in microwave. 3.Turn around & find girl putting food in freshly emptied container. 4.Revenge9:36 AM Jul 13th from digsby
- i eat donut.5:47 AM Jul 13th from digsby
- More Than Words and Dreamlover. apparently i'm @ the pool 15 years ago.2:50 PM Jul 12th from txt
- Just watched a beggar take in a LOT of cash over a period of 10 min. Why are some beggars are more successful than others. Location?3:19 PM Jul 10th from txt
- I'm realizing i'm opposed to public whistling. in a crowded place, no one wants to hear it. and, no, it doesn't matter how good you are.3:01 PM Jul 9th from txt
- Last night I dreamed I was eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. I'm starting to wonder if I've set the bar too low...7:43 AM Jul 9th from digsby
- Rachel has a bottle with tinkerbell on it. when she wants her milk she asks for "tinkerbell milk". ew.5:44 PM Jul 8th from txt
- Just saw someone say "awwwwww" at an ATM while taking money out. What could possibly be cute about that?2:42 PM Jul 8th from txt
- My wife should win the nobel peace prize for inventing peanut butter M&M and marshmallow cookies.9:36 AM Jul 8th from digsby
- What an AMAZING day out! why am i going to work instead of the beach?5:15 AM Jul 8th from txt
- watching a loud angry woman yell at a guy who has potentially fallen asleep with his eyes open. very amusing. wish i spoke korean.5:04 AM Jul 7th from txt
- thinks the oversized artwork in Laura's room is very interesting, but wishes Autumn would stay focused when dinosaurs are invading the house4:27 AM Jul 7th from txt
- @Poppy_Harlow ..... WAAAAHOOOOOO!!!! Way to be almost born! Push, Poppy, push!4:18 PM Jul 6th from web
- Just realized that 1/2 of the radio stations in my car are set to spanish. guess i dont listen to the radio very much.3:03 PM Jul 6th from txt
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