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RT @: Met a parrot called Gigi who did a mating dance for me, made love-clicks & tried to feed me noodles for 1 hour. Think
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about 13 hours ago
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@ Thanks a lot! @ Thank you, kind Sir. @ Yes, I suppose it is. LOL.
about 13 hours ago
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@ Dunno, but it was my trusty Brooks and spent 18 months breaking in to my bony bum.
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to skarkrow
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New interview is up on the fascinating Shades of Sentience site. Apparently I'm "quite amusing". LOL.
about 23 hours ago
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@ @ Yes indeed. I even had a seat post lock to prevent such attempts. These guys evidently carry allen keys!
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to Televition56
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Someone stole my bicycle seat from right outside my flat. Unscrewed the bolts and walked off. Bastards.
8:41 PM Nov 21st
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This getting dark at 5 thing is just silly.
6:14 PM Nov 21st
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@ sadly i didn't know that for years, most of which I wasn't drunk...
3:27 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to SportSlant
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@ maybe...and probably. ;-)
3:26 PM Nov 21st
from Echofon
in reply to burnbright
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"You look just like Denis Leary," slurred the drunk woman. "I totally thought you were Denis Leary," added her equally toasted man. *Yawn*
12:16 AM Nov 21st
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Rotting smell around from my desk. Nothing organic in the drawers. Very unsettling. Like it's coming through the walls or the floor. Oy...
7:20 PM Nov 20th
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Missed my chance to make hand- and footprints in the freshly poured cement on the balcony. There goes my very own mini Grauman's. Dang!
5:41 PM Nov 20th
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@ Okay, thanks for that. That comment takes the creepy cake. Now I feel like taking a UV light to my mattress. *shudder*
5:37 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to StormyCoyote
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- Day 5 of Operation Dust Bowl. Wishing I could wrap myself up in plastic.
11:36 AM Nov 20th
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Told builders they need to ask the manager for access when I'm out. "We have a key," chuckled the guy. Dunno how comfy that makes me feel...
10:07 AM Nov 20th
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From the dirty smudges, it's clear the builders opened my medicine cabinet. Wonder what were they after. Cologne? Face wash? Nail clippers?
8:41 AM Nov 20th
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@ oops. that doesn't sound pleasant at all.
8:38 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to cutebutdeadly
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Just saw Penelope Cruz in the flesh. Could she be more charming, funny, gorgeous and adorable? Kill me now, my life is complete.
10:31 PM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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Okay my iPhone stopped syncing today. My Mac doesn't even recognize it's plugged in. Sometimes I wonder why I switched...
9:29 AM Nov 19th
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Day 4 of Operation Balcony Replacement. Noise continues. Dust everywhere. Coughing incessantly at home now.
9:20 AM Nov 19th
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