giantmiles
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I believe in true love! I'm unapologetically happy! - No one on twitter.
3:56 PM May 28th
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...oh nothing, just watching videos of Katee and Joshua.
7:32 PM May 27th
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Either Mercury's in retrograde, or Apple changed its auto-correct settings just to fun with me this week.
10:07 AM May 15th
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Nothing makes me feel more grown-up than buying underwear, so I can continue to avoid doing laundry.
7:52 PM May 12th
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Thinking of of getting some more tattoos I'll be embarrassed of in 10 years.
11:40 AM May 12th
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How amazing they feel while riding, will never outweigh how ridiculous your clip-in bike shoes are while walking.
10:50 AM May 12th
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It's cool if you want an open relationship, just maybe don't wear your Gryffindor hoodie, and your Slytherin scarf at the same time.
8:26 PM Apr 22nd
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Am I enjoying Coachella? Why yes, "Being Elmo" is a fantastic movie!
2:19 PM Apr 22nd
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"Don't worry darling, just pour some gasoline on it." - Overheard
9:38 PM Apr 14th
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Fuck it. Let's blow twenty bucks on beanie babies and pretend we're really cool parents.
6:00 PM Apr 9th
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Fuck you, "rural." I don't like saying you. You're hard.
11:50 AM Apr 6th
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"I can't remember exactly, but it was one of those 40-year-old woman's names, like 'Debbie.'" - Overheard
12:13 PM Mar 18th
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"So I got, like, seventy bandannas right?…" - Overheard
12:10 PM Mar 18th
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I don't know if it's because I'm on ecstasy, but I think today I gained a new respect for LMFAO.
2:19 PM Jan 16th
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6am Cardio Barre class, for women who DON'T CARE THAT MY EX IS DATING ALREADY!
5:57 PM Jan 6th
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I know this is not a very rapper thing to say but I haven't bought a new car or piece of jewelry in about 2 years...
10:02 PM Jan 4th
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My landlord thinks it's adorable when I pay my rent in nickels and pocket lint.
7:35 PM Jan 3rd
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"I can imagine Ryan Gosling saying nothing to this song." - overheard
8:48 PM Dec 28th, 2011
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Seriously guys, what is Dennis Rodman doing right now?
10:12 AM Dec 17th, 2011
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Instead of giving presents this year I'm just going to gift wrap my loved ones' furniture.
8:30 AM Dec 17th, 2011
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