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giantmiles

  1. I believe in true love! I'm unapologetically happy! - No one on twitter.
  2. ...oh nothing, just watching videos of Katee and Joshua.
  3. Either Mercury's in retrograde, or Apple changed its auto-correct settings just to fun with me this week.
  4. Nothing makes me feel more grown-up than buying underwear, so I can continue to avoid doing laundry.
  5. Thinking of of getting some more tattoos I'll be embarrassed of in 10 years.
  6. How amazing they feel while riding, will never outweigh how ridiculous your clip-in bike shoes are while walking.
  7. It's cool if you want an open relationship, just maybe don't wear your Gryffindor hoodie, and your Slytherin scarf at the same time.
  8. Am I enjoying Coachella? Why yes, "Being Elmo" is a fantastic movie!
  9. "Don't worry darling, just pour some gasoline on it." - Overheard
  10. Fuck it. Let's blow twenty bucks on beanie babies and pretend we're really cool parents.
  11. "I can't remember exactly, but it was one of those 40-year-old woman's names, like 'Debbie.'" - Overheard
  12. "So I got, like, seventy bandannas right?…" - Overheard
  13. I don't know if it's because I'm on ecstasy, but I think today I gained a new respect for LMFAO.
  14. 6am Cardio Barre class, for women who DON'T CARE THAT MY EX IS DATING ALREADY!
  15. My landlord thinks it's adorable when I pay my rent in nickels and pocket lint.
  16. "I can imagine Ryan Gosling saying nothing to this song." - overheard
  17. Seriously guys, what is Dennis Rodman doing right now?
  18. Instead of giving presents this year I'm just going to gift wrap my loved ones' furniture.