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  1. I collect Google Wave invites, but only to prevent others from using them and then blogging about how they don't understand it.
  2. Colon Zero.
  3. I'm typing this without opening my eyes. Are people on the internet still writing their opinions about Favrd?
  4. Internet, as long as people keep posting their ridiculous engagement photos on you, you will never lose my interest.
  5. I keep mixing up EL Doctorow and Cory Doctorow. Which one wrote Ragtime under a Creative Commons license so people could "remix" it?
  6. I wish my mom was a Twilight mom.
  7. I keep mixing up Amelia and Amelie. Which is the movie about the lady who kind of does her own thing.
  8. Social media careers are built on an uncanny ability to reference Annie Dillard.
  9. Aaaaand of course I can't find a YouTube clip of the Balloon Boy scene from Ocean's 11.
  10. Got my Prince Albert by Ed Hardy! It's...I don't like it.
  11. OH GOD I DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS ABOUT IKEA SWITCHING FROM FUTURA TO VERDANA WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME AM I DEAD???
  12. I give up!!! What's in a You Tube????
  13. I'm trying to be good, but these [insert product] are calling my name!!! LOLSIMP
  14. How do you find out if you're a brand or not?
  15. Today is a good day for unfollowing someone or something.
  16. No one's in the mood for you to start feeling good about yourself.
  17. The product I consumed tonight was acceptable in some way.
  18. I WORK REALLY HARD AT CULTIVATING A CERTAIN LOOK AND WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU ALL DIDN'T DISMISS MY FASHIONS OUT OF HAND HELLO
  19. 439 people on Facebook are Fans of Being Sad that Bea Arthur Died. An additional 237 "Like" this.
  20. "Trent has thrown monkey semen at you. Would you like to install the I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL application?"