ghostwhispers
Parents just don't understand. :(
| Keeping a low profile today. Not sure why but JC Chasez, my Pomeranian, is going completely bridezilla. |
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| Relax. If it has an Evite, you don’t need to be there. |
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| This week is completely ass-to-assing me. |
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| You would be really sad if it was literally raining men. |
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| @anildash Anil was working late again. Hey let’s GTD, said a voice. It was Merlin, his hair mussed seductively. Anil's heart raced. At last. ... |
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| Had to heave to and punch a hole through a dude's strawboater today. Motherfucker made reference to m'lady's ankle. |
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| Writing Christian music with hidden messages. Take the first letter of each word and it spells a coupon for a free small fries at Wendy's. |
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| Is "having the sugar shits" a real thing? Like that you would break an engagement for? Can't find it Our Bodies Ourselves. |
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| Mamaw. No one should die in a brothel. |
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| Mamaw always said Child, ain't no problem so big a Morningstar Farms microwave corndog ain't gon' fix it. |
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| Riesling at 10am? It's called working from home, bitch, look it up. |
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| Facilitating a bible study for a bunch of assfucks who don't understand shit about walking in the glory of God's love. |
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| Trying to figure out if this pop tart is what the snack doctor ordered. His handwriting is impossible. |
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| First blogspot and now Twitter. Seriously has anyone done more to create safe space for spammers than Evhead? |
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| ALERT we've got a guy in the office wearing a tank top. Seal off Sector 7 and quarantine the area. |
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| Friday night and I'm drinking and looking at Facebook. Cold comfort but it's probably the same thing I'd be doing if I was 16 right now. |
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| @fireland if you're saying your wife poisoned your coffee, someone already had that idea: http://icanhaz.com/poison |
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| Definitely not setting a course for adventure. |
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| Judging you via your website. |
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