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  1. The product I consumed tonight was acceptable in some way.
  2. I WORK REALLY HARD AT CULTIVATING A CERTAIN LOOK AND WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU ALL DIDN'T DISMISS MY FASHIONS OUT OF HAND HELLO
  3. 439 people on Facebook are Fans of Being Sad that Bea Arthur Died. An additional 237 "Like" this.
  4. "Trent has thrown monkey semen at you. Would you like to install the I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL application?"
  5. Name of my new band: BLOCK ALL QUIZZES
  6. I know I'm not photo blogging enough, you don't have to make me feel bad about it.
  7. Perfect cane weather today.
  8. I can't be the only hoping Gruber & Merlin make out on stage at SXSW this year, right? I mean?
  9. All things being equal, I'd rather share a cab with a Nazi apologist than a Betty Boop fetishist.
  10. Why is Zach Galifianakis in a remake of Three Men & A Baby.
  11. Just cut myself shaving my back.
  12. Check it, I'm about to update my Facebook status with talk of my desire for an alcoholic beverage despite the hour.
  13. They don't allow you to have bees in here.
  14. Why do I get SO ANNOYED whenever I get an email that someone new is following me on Twitter.
  15. I'm giving up on you for Lent.
  16. Still a lot of really great ideas coming out of that iconic Obama Hope image.
  17. I ship Dooce & Haughey.
  18. It's not you, it's your tumblr.
  19. I know, complaining from airports. But i'm not complaining about my flight, i'm complaining about girls wearing sweatpants with boots.
  20. Staph Appreciation Day. NO one can touch you!