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GhostOfAbe

  1. Women tell me I have the rapiest eyes. about 5 hours ago via Twitterrific
  2. I met a woman today with fake tits and a wild eye. I'm pretty sure the fake tits were to distract from the wild eye. It didn't work. 1:16 PM May 30th via Twitterrific
  3. If you drink nonalcoholic beer, I bet you also squat when you pee. 11:39 AM May 27th via Twitterrific
  4. img.ly/iL55 6:16 PM May 26th via Twitterrific
  5. I have no idea what to buy my dead relatives for Memorial Day. This holiday is the worst to shop for. 8:35 AM May 26th via Twitterrific
  6. The pizza I'm eating right now is good enough to do sex to. 10:26 AM May 24th via Twitterrific
  7. @ryanlemond If my wife hadn't been tweeting, maybe she could have warned a brotha about John Wilkes Booth. Think about it @mandylemond 8:13 AM May 23rd via Twitterrific
  8. Alright my fellow people of color, let's stop with crazy baby names. You know as well as I do that, "Daquanisha" isn't a proper name. 11:20 AM May 21st via Twitterrific
  9. "We'll be back and try not to suck after this." Radio gold! @thomasbeisner 7:22 AM May 21st via Twitterrific
  10. Bodemiester is the Lebron James of horse racing. #Preakness 3:25 PM May 19th via Twitterrific
  11. RT @Etown22: Every ride at Dollywood should be in the shape of huge knockers. 7:14 AM May 19th via Twitterrific
  12. I was just showing how light skinned he used to be. RT @thebeardedmommy @GhostOfAbe R U saying @TheBeardedApple is a fat baby or i'm a cow? 5:39 PM May 18th via Twitterrific
  13. @thebeardedmommy I found @TheBeardedApple 's baby picture. img.ly/ipMw 4:11 PM May 18th via Twitterrific
  14. @thebeardedmommy Does the carpet match the beard? @TheBeardedApple 9:55 AM May 18th via Twitterrific
  15. Mine is actually nougat color. RT @Etown22 @GhostOfAbe just make sure u have a white background or nobody will see it anyway. 6:11 PM May 17th via Twitterrific
  16. I was thinking micro, so I could get it down to single digits in inches. RT @Etown22 @GhostOfAbe is there an "enlarge" filter? 5:08 PM May 17th via Twitterrific
  17. Quick question: I want to post a pic of my wiener on Instagram and want to know what filter will work best? Suggestions? 4:58 PM May 17th via Twitterrific
  18. @KySportsRadio Turtleman has a kid....before his fame! #toothlessgetsin 8:16 AM May 17th via Twitterrific
  19. A special happy Mother's Day goes out to all the MILFs out there. I love you all long time. 5:51 PM May 13th via Twitterrific
  20. According to Facebook, everyone has the best mother in the world. I call BS on some of you. 5:02 PM May 13th via Twitterrific
  • Name Abe Lincoln
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  • Bio I mostly talk sports, except lacross (its queer). I'll make you laugh your vagina off. I also love the UK Wildcats..and chasing hoes.
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