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ghostboy

  1. A naif is a realist in defeat.
  2. You want to know what the book is about but all you find on the cover's back is a stack of praises from the press. Who asked for opinion?
  3. Surviving takes skill. Living takes courage.
  4. Everybody has an idea on what design should be but only a few care to move beyond vague manifestos with an explicit example to illustrate.
  5. Kette taun, KOHREENAH!
  6. It's 2012. Mayan dudes, you owe me an apocalypse.
  7. Masoquists make chiropractors out of the riot police.
  8. Santa got me some red gloves for boxing day. I wonder who my opponent is! I hope it's Apollo Creed!
  9. Were I to hear the word for the 1st time, I would expect "boxing" to be about two guys competing in cardboard packaging.
  10. Mission Impossible IV: in which Cruise races a sandstorm and the IMF can only afford Apple for its world-saving missions.
  11. "Marginalia", a horrible term that makes me go all "Tee-hee, book porn."
  12. Wiping your ass in the cubicle toilet of an aircraft is a contortionist's exercise.
  13. Stern attitude from airport staff. Whatever I carry, feel guilty even before I hit the bag scanners.
  14. Discipline comes from within. No app will save you beyond the surface.
  15. Hollywood must pump its teen stars with military type hormones to get them grow so large so quickly.
  16. Unless I write it myself, "Self-help book" is an oxymoron.
  17. "Flying Fuck" : two acrobats screwing on the wing of an airborne plane. Go. Tell Oxford Dictionary I sent you.
  18. The closest cashpoint wasn't working this morning. The leprechaun inside gave me the finger instead and hit the pub on strike.
  19. @TriangleRelish why are you torturing yourself? :P