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  1. @shady360 yeah, NOW I have time. left for lunch at 1:45
  2. The project was scrapped due to the line being too noisy, hence the term "cockophony" (spelling later changed to cacophony)
  3. Many people don't realize that before Bell invented the telephone, he invented the cockophone, which was 2 roosters connected by a string...
  4. Apparently, they will give ANYONE a driver's license.
  5. By my calculations, the vending machine either owes me 4 diet cokes, or $2.40
  6. "Grapefruit Diet" definitely a fave. Can't hear it without laughing.
  7. Favorite sticker on my guitar case.. "Work Sucks, I'm Goin' on Tour"
  8. Odd covers too. Paul Anka - Rock Swings. Eye of the Tiger. Gotta be in the right mood for this stuff.
  9. On a strange parody kick today. Weird Al, Richard Cheese, Stephen Lynch...
  10. @shady360 Makes me want to get hammered and hit the TPK!! WOOOHOOOO!!! Morons Against Delicious Drinks
  11. Guilty pleasure: Weird Al Yankovic
  12. What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
  13. RT @bengarvey: the worst thing about growing up in a nudist colony is sitting on old, naked Santa's lap.
  14. @shady360 hell yeah
  15. @bengarvey nice
  16. @bengarvey you never did get out your "best" nudist colony joke yesterday, huh?
  17. @tinglestick teeth, I hope.
  18. I freakin love Funyuns.
  19. @shady360 Something Corporate kinda sucks too.
  20. @shady360 I hear ya brotha