Funniest. Thing. Ever. Purchase at "Dr. Ivan the Watch & Clock Doctor" shows on statement as "watch and cock doc".
01:30 PM October 03, 2008
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I saw a guy slow-motion walking down route 1 yesterday. Seriously.
06:56 AM September 16, 2008
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I've decided to delete my myspace account. No self respecting guy my age should have one if he is not in a band.
08:06 AM August 22, 2008
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Wow. Crazy typo. I should not be working. (further proof).
08:03 AM August 22, 2008
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It's Friday. It's gorgeous. I ahpild mot be working.
08:02 AM August 22, 2008
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I'm always afraid I'll step in the toilet whenever I flush with my foot.
12:47 PM August 06, 2008
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@frantabulous maybe the MFA from NYU has ADD from too much PCP or perhaps an STD?
12:42 PM August 06, 2008
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My neighbor is so lucky. One of his trees got taken out. I've got "knocked down tree envy".
01:26 PM July 24, 2008
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Tornado warning for Somerset NJ. Seriously. I hope it takes out that old dead tree I'm my backyard.
01:35 PM July 23, 2008
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@bearclau I actually did not know it would do that. I would have put on the "radio voice".
12:21 PM July 23, 2008
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I wonder why no one on Earth seems to be able to spell the word LOSE any more. I'm loosing mind.
10:40 AM July 15, 2008
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Just palin loving the 3G. Greatest. Thing. Ever.
10:40 AM July 12, 2008
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done setting up 3G. Shipping out old iPhone shortly.
07:30 AM July 12, 2008
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#4 on line at the Apple store Bridgewater!
04:48 AM July 12, 2008
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there are shortages of food, money, water, oil... But no stupid. Riiiiight
01:28 PM July 11, 2008
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noting to myself that there is no shortage of stupid in the world.
01:27 PM July 11, 2008
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