ghettoanger
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Thanks all the same, new computer, but I think I can do without a "tour of the new features of Windows XP".
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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(@ says they don't, I say they do)
about 17 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Divorce lawyers: does a disagreement over whether or not cats understand sarcasm count as "irreconcilable differences"?
about 17 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Tried to remove the cat from the cot, but he defended himself with lasers.
about 18 hours ago
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Our cats have claimed the cot. I guess when the baby arrives it'll have to make do with their old spot. In the laundry pile.
about 20 hours ago
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@ Tell them you don't work for free.
7:52 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to daihenwood
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@ I think the gig is taking a break next week, but will be back the week after. Will see if I can dig up a copy of disgruntled.
11:05 PM May 31st
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in reply to virgerooni
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@ An original, scripted drama starring Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk?
11:13 PM May 29th
via web
in reply to _sonal_
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@ I think you mean "publish" rather than "report on". Because it's not like there was much journalism involved there.
10:02 PM May 29th
via web
in reply to KnightNZ
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I will be telling jokes and singing songs tomorrow night. Feel free to come along if you enjoy that sort of thing.
11:15 PM May 28th
via web
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A triumph. Great writing, superb acting, technically excellent. One star.
1:56 PM May 26th
via Twitter for iPad
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@ Good times. Your patience and perseverance is appreciated.
3:57 AM May 26th
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in reply to _Nathan_W_
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@ Yeah. Uh, sorry about that...
3:47 AM May 26th
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in reply to _Nathan_W_
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I've spent a good portion of today looking at videos of prams. Embracing the rock and roll lifestyle.
12:06 AM May 26th
via Twitter for iPad
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@ traffic notices always seem friendlier in comic sans...
10:55 PM May 25th
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in reply to KnightNZ
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@ the question I have is: if there are no fonts, how is it displaying any text at all?
4:56 PM May 25th
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in reply to booleanvalue
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Traffic management sign on Upland Road currently displaying the scariest warning of all: "NO FONTS".
4:41 PM May 25th
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@ Or sometimes Sapporo. And only occasionally.
11:19 PM May 24th
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in reply to hadyngreen
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@ Start brewing beers in the office? Otherwise you can sometimes get "Japanese" beers on special for about $12 per 6 pack.
11:09 PM May 24th
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in reply to hadyngreen
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How do they know when to clap? Is it a stage direction in their version of the script?
7:30 PM May 23rd
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- Name Jarrod Baker
- Location Wellington, New Zealand
- Web http://www.worsts...
- Bio Writer, comedian, voice artist, singer, roller derby MC, robot. I don't even know if my employer HAS an opinion.
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