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ghbaskets

  1. Funny saying of the day: A good scapegoat is hard to find.
  2. Funny saying of the day: Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow.
  3. Funny saying of the day: The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
  4. Funny saying of the day: They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
  5. Funny saying of the day: The "think positive" leader tends to listen to his subordinate's premonitions only during the postmortems.
  6. Funny saying of the day: Business truth: The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
  7. Funny saying of the day: A penny saved has not been spent.
  8. Funny saying of the day: Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
  9. Funny saying of the day: Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.
  10. Funny saying of the day: Any argument carried far enough will end up in semantics.
  11. Funny saying of the day: Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.
  12. Funny saying of the day: Business truth: After any unit has been completely assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.
  13. Funny saying of the day: Business truth: The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
  14. Funny saying of the day: There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
  15. Funny saying of the day: If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.
  16. Funny saying of the day: If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
  17. Funny saying of the day: An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
  18. Funny saying of the day: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
  19. Funny saying of the day: A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
  20. Funny saying of the day: Beware of those wearing suspenders with belts.