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  1. @dietbrisk maybe a dash of both?
  2. I never get invited to weddings because my closest friends' love is illegal in most states. I JUST WANNA WEAR A PRITTY DRESS K?
  3. We live in a day and age where creepiness is no longer hidden but scoffed at and pushed to the side for lack of a better coping mechanism.
  4. I'm probably the most optimistic of my nihilist friends.
  5. @Harrymorall ok kewl as long as u make it urself w sweat and love
  6. No, SJP, i will not come to ur obama benefit party u ignorant slut I HAVE THE FLU.
  7. @Harrymorall trust me u do not want to be near this mess already got 2 people sick and im even more unpleasant to be around than usual.
  8. Running a 104 fever and not brushing my teeth for 4 days must make me some kind of erotic commodity... Haven't felt human touch in a while.
  9. The woman I have been leasing from for the last 10 months still prefaces her voicemails with "hello this is the landlord" #stilldontknowyou
  10. @ramrigell the hours. but maybe mrs dalloway first.
  11. @000___000 despite your anonymity i am soooo obsessed w u. plz luv me.
  12. @COCONEVILLE @fucktyler IS THAT TRUTH
  13. @dietbrisk my desperation is pretty :[ but I'd like to think it's more 8|
  14. One day poor people will realize all their problems are their fault. Just like the homos. #illegalizepoormarriages
  15. If i was poor i would kill myself so i didnt have to listen to Katy Perry anymore.
  16. Poor people so ugly they cant even afford health insurance!!!!!!
  17. The only way I'd ever give my money 2 the poor is if they used it 4 plastic surgery 2 b better lookin cuz if ur broke ur a joke amiright???
  18. @hillergoodspeed considering the demographic that watches TED talks I think you'd get a very positive response.