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gertylaundry

  1. I'm getting old
  2. @GusIsRich they are only open thurs-sun. You can only get it to-go, and they have like 5 things on the menu. It's good hood food
  3. Fixin' to get my @chaipani on y'all.
  4. @GusIsRich you shouldn't be eating BBQ in Knox anywhere other than Dixon's. The pig burger will change your life. For real.
  5. How soon you forget yellawolf... :) RT @SocialLifeAvl: All this good hip hop and r&b, how come The Orange Peel don't have ANY shows?
  6. I've discovered a whole new twitterverse where people actually tweet funny shit, and not what's for dinner or @jesus. I might not recover
  7. But if a chick has a price for dating her, it's safe to say she'll be high maintenance in a relationship. Run for the hills!!
  8. If you spend $200 for an evening, that doesn't guarantee a good time. I've had shitty high priced dates, and super fun cheap ones
  9. Damn thing tried to steal my beer instagr.am/p/LMHjY_MTE0/
  10. Lake life instagr.am/p/LMHTgQsTEs/
  11. Cruisin' instagr.am/p/LMHR5osTEq/
  12. I'm covered in melted marshmallow gooeyness but those s'mores were so good. This is the good life!
  13. Water babies instagr.am/p/LGB2dKMTGU/
  14. Lake bound. In approximately 100 minutes I'll be floating with a beer in hand. Suck it!!
  15. I really hate it when @Hannahsbananaz is right. Like, a lot.
  16. That little girl on #sytycd was soo damn cute!
  17. Why can't people leave their wifi passwords out where I can find them and steal their Internet? So frustrating.
  18. Father/daughter Ball Sat June 16 7-10 at Stephens Lee Center through AVL Parks and Rec. Take the little lady in your life!!