gertron
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We lost a baby sock this morning - couldn't find it all morning, so wrote it off. I just found the baby sock - - in my BRA.
9:21 AM Oct 30th
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Tire fell off car. In the shop getting repaired and now have a rental. Warning light on rental came on "low pressure tire"....COME ON.
6:09 AM Oct 22nd
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Upon my Mom's departure from my house, Gertie followed her out the door and jumped in her car. Fine - Bye Gertie, you ride whore you!
6:52 AM Oct 14th
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I thought the coffee in my travel mug tasted weird. I just went to wash it out and bubbles appeared out of nowhere-gotta remember to RINSE.
10:21 AM Oct 8th
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I was giddy to inhale the chocolate chip cookies I just bought. I took a giant bite only to discover they were actually oatmeal raisin. Boo.
10:17 AM Oct 8th
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Yesterday, I cooked up chicken tenderloins for Gertie for the week. I am a sucker.
11:32 AM Oct 5th
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My Mom has spoiled Gertie (BT) and now she refuses to eat her food unless there is chicken in it and not quick ready made chicken either.
11:31 AM Oct 5th
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To sum up: Leon stepped in his own shit and tracked it all over the floor. Leon is a 75 lb. english bully. He's got big paws and big shit.
7:15 AM Oct 1st
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Leon held it for 10 hrs today! He victoriously pooped outside and came in to claim a cookie. Then I noticed "mud" on the floor. Dammit Leon.
7:08 AM Oct 1st
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Korn and Krokus should not be played back to back. It's an insult to Krokus.
6:59 AM Oct 1st
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My Mom was in a car accident. She's not hurt thankfully...it was totally her fault.
5:27 PM Sep 24th
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Cleaning up basement and garage flooding is no bueno. Luckily, we still have a house. Here's to no mold & mildew.
5:25 PM Sep 24th
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It's never good when you're dropping your kid off at daycare to over hear the Director say to a teacher, "Ready for another Pukefest today?"
8:35 AM Sep 17th
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Happy to say that the kitchen sink and bath tub are no longer sharing water and food.
8:33 AM Sep 17th
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I showed the floating CORN to the plumber today. I said, "I just want to know if this is sink CORN or sewer CORN...if you know what I mean."
8:01 PM Sep 15th
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CORN appeared in my bathtub after the plumber fixed my kitchen sink issues twice. The kicker is no one in THIS house eats CORN.
7:58 PM Sep 15th
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Leon, my 75 lb english bulldog likes to sleep next to my side of the bed when he has an upset stomach - OMG it's super stinky.
12:09 AM Sep 11th
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Feeling good fitting into a pair of jeans that I hadn't worn since before I got pregnant, only to find out they're actually my husbands.
9:20 AM Sep 9th
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The plumber fixed the kitchen sink problem, but created a tub drain problem. Waitin' on the plumber again.
9:00 AM Sep 9th
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Waiting for the plumber that is suppose to arrive between 2pm-4pm. It's 3:23pm...sure hope he makes it in time.
12:23 PM Sep 8th
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