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@deadlyknitshade The Sirdar peeps rock 5:35 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
That last one via @artistsmakers. Could do with similar for every ill-advised short-term scheme the govmnt decides to throw our money at ... 4:23 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
Digital co-op at its best in this great project tracking #portaspilots - compiles tangible evidence of policy effects: bit.ly/LyPeXy 4:18 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
Enjoyed the Avengers movie, I like how Black Widow's super-power is sneaking up on people, Capn America's is delegation #achievablepowers 1:31 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
@MsEmmaChaplin Probably is in German: krankeskinderholterleichterung maybe? Was hoping to experience similar today but another day at home 12:55 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to MsEmmaChaplin
@unionmusicstore Popping in later, will bring it in - a short list of 'sales-boosting UK in-store appearances', inc Michele Stodart chez toi 3:52 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to unionmusicstore
@twosugarbaby "It's all down to you now feet". Feet (resigned) "If we must". Sandals it is then 3:45 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to twosugarbaby
Nice to see @unionmusicstore get a mention in June's @TheWordMagazine for their Record Store Day instore 3:43 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
"Hello legs, would you like to come out & enjoy the sun?" Legs (polite but firm): "No thanks, we're indisposed" Same argument every year 3:32 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
Jnr has kiddy ailment called 'slapped cheek'. Not 'smacked face' as I keep mis-calling it, which doesn't go down well in doc's reception 2:32 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
@Leadbetter_Good Would also make a good t-shirt for off days 8:39 AM May 20th via TweetDeck in reply to Leadbetter_Good
I don't make a habit out of 'what I've just eaten' tweets, but the banana & chocolate loaf from @laporteslewes is worth tweeting about 7:07 AM May 18th via TweetDeck
@terivincent @IntrepidCIC Thank you kind people x 7:06 AM May 18th via TweetDeck
@drbethmiller Clearly we share the same modesty levels too so I'm going to say YES that's right, when he was about 12 2:44 AM May 17th via TweetDeck in reply to drbethmiller
@drbethmiller Same dietician? 1:52 AM May 17th via TweetDeck in reply to drbethmiller
That's right, because me and Orson have got so much in common, specially in terms of output quality & quantity *backpedals wildly* 1:39 AM May 17th via TweetDeck
Experienced a similar self-realisation in recent years. e ended by saying "Once I stretch out in a hammock you'll never heard from me again" 1:33 AM May 17th via TweetDeck
Orson Welles: "You've put your finger on a basic failing of all lazy people: they have to work too hard or they won't do anything at all" 1:29 AM May 17th via TweetDeck
@twosugarbaby Congrats! Here's to great success x 12:54 AM May 17th via TweetDeck in reply to twosugarbaby
I know in theory that it's never too late to try something, but I think maybe the ship upon which I was a roller derby girl has set sail 12:08 PM May 16th via TweetDeck

Name Gerry Warner
Location Downtown Lewes
Web http://www.skiffv...
Bio Yarn bothering vintage knitter & writer (version 4.1). Ex-muso, ex-tv-slave. All my own stunts