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  1. There is bread and butter pudding in the oven. I suspect softening-up is afoot.
  2. Eating weird chocolate with tangy 'strawberry' bits in it. Quite nice actually. Lidl's finest. I'm not proud.
  3. Why does it always start to rain when I've got to go collect school-going child? More proof of cosmic conspiracy against me.
  4. @rockmother That's rather good, damn your fortunate eyes.
  5. @jasonarnopp Oddly satisfying to have you back in the fold. In a manly way, of course.
  6. Just read of script sale which, while different genre, has incredibly similar premise to my recent 1st draft. Who wants a 90-page Yule Log?
  7. Thought daughter was past Wonder Pets stage. Urge to destroy rising.
  8. Yes, I am grumpy. What of it?
  9. How many years do you reckon the Lazytown producers have been taping down Stephanie?
  10. Stupid striking teachers. Making me look after my own offspring. 8AM: "Come on dad, let's play Jenga." Sweet Jesus.
  11. @KatieMcCullough Buffmuff!?
  12. Two pages! It's like pulling teeth. Big, bastard, teeth. From a concrete jaw. With a tweezers. Made of tissue. In the rain.
  13. Scots help required: Is 'lag' a common slang term for a convict/prisoner in Scotland? I know it is in sunny Ireland - not sure for Scotland
  14. @Janegoth Ditto
  15. @ditty1013 I get that surprisingly often.
  16. @ditty1013 Yes. Yes I can. (See what I did there?)
  17. @ditty1013 I much prefer to dismiss things out of hand. Less effort and makes me feel superior and aloof.
  18. This week I sat through six minutes of Runaway Bride. To atone I'm attempting to start a flame war - http://tinyurl.com/yeljbdt
  19. @psneeze News doesn't happen in Kildare.
  20. Man in gym who looked astonishingly like Henry Winkler. Followed him for a bit to see if he'd say "Aaaayyh!" He didn't. #FonzFail