gerryhayes
- Have only found one other who's never read/seen Harry Potter books/films. My dreams of a support group are fading fast.about 4 hours ago from Nambu
- My name is Gerry and I have never read a Harry Potter book or seen a Harry Potter film. Surely there must be others like me.about 4 hours ago from Nambu
- Have a pain in my neck which is, ironically, a pain in the arse. Stupid body. Will teach it a lesson with surfeit of beer tonight.about 5 hours ago from Nambu
- Have, eventually, shamed wife into making me a bread and butter pudding by repeatedly asking "why do you hate me?"12:48 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- @dave_turner Yeah, he does. Be a bit far-fetched otherwise.8:28 AM Jul 15th from Nambu in reply to dave_turner
- @dave_turner Or does he...?8:28 AM Jul 15th from Nambu in reply to dave_turner
- @Pensm Dear god, woman. You're obsessed.8:27 AM Jul 15th from Nambu in reply to Pensm
- @KatieMcCullough As for Cat-a-Pult, I'm sticking with chucking rocks at them and the, tried and trusted, boot/arse method.4:22 AM Jul 15th from Nambu in reply to KatieMcCullough
- @KatieMcCullough Twitter client sometimes requires I copy URL's. I missed the final character in doing so. Thought you'd gone mental. Try it4:21 AM Jul 15th from Nambu in reply to KatieMcCullough
- @yazarc Well then, it's the naughty-box for her.2:41 AM Jul 15th from Nambu in reply to yazarc
- @pennynash It's mine. I'm allowed, by law, to terrify and emotionally scar her.2:41 AM Jul 15th from Nambu in reply to pennynash
- @psneeze Yeah, but it's usually attached to a body.2:40 AM Jul 15th from Nambu in reply to psneeze
- Annoying child awake since five. I'll make her pay for this. Oh yes. Tomorrow she'll wake to her doll's head on the pillow next to her.11:08 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
- Criminey! They're gonna put a man on the moon. Well if that don't beat all. http://wechoosethemoon.org/1:25 PM Jul 14th from Nambu
- Small child outside wearing very large nylon rain poncho thing. Can't see feet - looks like yellow ghost.7:57 AM Jul 14th from Nambu
- Everyone knows I'm saying 'digestive transit' in the context of these discussions and would never normally use such a moronic phrase, right?7:30 AM Jul 14th from Nambu
- @samaryd Relatively sure - I'm more partial to Guinness than wine. Possibly why my digestive transit remains unobstructed and trouble-free.7:28 AM Jul 14th from Nambu in reply to samaryd
- @rockmother Only if rolled.7:24 AM Jul 14th from Nambu in reply to rockmother
- Recent events have caused me to blog in a highly scatological fashion: http://tinyurl.com/mgzghg Somehow, I feel I should apologise.7:16 AM Jul 14th from Nambu
- @mofgimmers I was thinking more of poo-tablets and stuff like yoghurt crammed with bifidus-excretalooroll. You know... rubbish.6:47 AM Jul 14th from Nambu in reply to mofgimmers
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- Name Gerry Hayes
- Location Dublin, Ireland
- Web http://stareintos...
- Bio Garret-dwelling writer subsisting on tea, beer and Flame-Grilled Steak flavour McCoy's crisps.
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