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  1. Have only found one other who's never read/seen Harry Potter books/films. My dreams of a support group are fading fast.
  2. My name is Gerry and I have never read a Harry Potter book or seen a Harry Potter film. Surely there must be others like me.
  3. Have a pain in my neck which is, ironically, a pain in the arse. Stupid body. Will teach it a lesson with surfeit of beer tonight.
  4. Have, eventually, shamed wife into making me a bread and butter pudding by repeatedly asking "why do you hate me?"
  5. @dave_turner Yeah, he does. Be a bit far-fetched otherwise.
  6. @dave_turner Or does he...?
  7. @Pensm Dear god, woman. You're obsessed.
  8. @KatieMcCullough As for Cat-a-Pult, I'm sticking with chucking rocks at them and the, tried and trusted, boot/arse method.
  9. @KatieMcCullough Twitter client sometimes requires I copy URL's. I missed the final character in doing so. Thought you'd gone mental. Try it
  10. @yazarc Well then, it's the naughty-box for her.
  11. @pennynash It's mine. I'm allowed, by law, to terrify and emotionally scar her.
  12. @psneeze Yeah, but it's usually attached to a body.
  13. Annoying child awake since five. I'll make her pay for this. Oh yes. Tomorrow she'll wake to her doll's head on the pillow next to her.
  14. Criminey! They're gonna put a man on the moon. Well if that don't beat all. http://wechoosethemoon.org/
  15. Small child outside wearing very large nylon rain poncho thing. Can't see feet - looks like yellow ghost.
  16. Everyone knows I'm saying 'digestive transit' in the context of these discussions and would never normally use such a moronic phrase, right?
  17. @samaryd Relatively sure - I'm more partial to Guinness than wine. Possibly why my digestive transit remains unobstructed and trouble-free.
  18. @rockmother Only if rolled.
  19. Recent events have caused me to blog in a highly scatological fashion: http://tinyurl.com/mgzghg Somehow, I feel I should apologise.
  20. @mofgimmers I was thinking more of poo-tablets and stuff like yoghurt crammed with bifidus-excretalooroll. You know... rubbish.