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There is bread and butter pudding in the oven. I suspect softening-up is afoot.about 11 hours agofrom Tweetie
Eating weird chocolate with tangy 'strawberry' bits in it. Quite nice actually. Lidl's finest. I'm not proud.about 16 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Why does it always start to rain when I've got to go collect school-going child? More proof of cosmic conspiracy against me.about 18 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Just read of script sale which, while different genre, has incredibly similar premise to my recent 1st draft. Who wants a 90-page Yule Log?11:06 AM Nov 24thfrom TweetDeck
Thought daughter was past Wonder Pets stage. Urge to destroy rising.3:37 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
Two pages! It's like pulling teeth. Big, bastard, teeth. From a concrete jaw. With a tweezers. Made of tissue. In the rain.8:52 AM Nov 23rdfrom TweetDeck
Scots help required: Is 'lag' a common slang term for a convict/prisoner in Scotland? I know it is in sunny Ireland - not sure for Scotland8:12 AM Nov 23rdfrom TweetDeck
Man in gym who looked astonishingly like Henry Winkler. Followed him for a bit to see if he'd say "Aaaayyh!" He didn't. #FonzFail10:18 AM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie