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  1. RT @binmugahid: Mum and four daughters spend £40,000 on nine boob ops - mirror.co.uk http://bit.ly/10HVmF now thats a family of 10.
  2. -@Catboy_Dubai is a dj,he presents his show in his pj's.His wife wears his socks,and opens her box, with the gossip every weekday. #limerick
  3. @scottcrussell Very good - especially getting the @ in there as well. I propose a #limerick hashtag.
  4. It absolutely staggers me how certain people's brains are wired. It's as if logic just gave up and went on permanent vacation. /rant
  5. @onion2k You have to fit it in one tweet.
  6. @alexandermcnabb Holy cow! I thought it was just a regular OS upgrade being pushed out.
  7. Has anyone got any good Twitter #limericks?
  8. @onion2k Haha. For a moment there I thought that was going to be a limerick.
  9. Not much really. But clearly my dream was better than yours. David Attenborough was explaining the whole thing too.
  10. @onion2k (apparently that's how the symbiotic relationship between lions and horses works - the horses get clean ears, the lions get a ride)
  11. @onion2k I dreamt of a lion wrestling a croc, then walking on 2 legs up to a horse on which was sat a lioness, and licking the horse's ear.
  12. @alexandermcnabb Surely no-one would trust Etisalat to update their BB firmware? All the cool cats are many releases ahead of them anyway :)
  13. @Catboy_Dubai An hour of my time :)
  14. @nikkington I know the feeling. My get up and go got up and left a long time back.
  15. @onion2k You just want to criticise, don't you?
  16. @AdamGS Are you going to send him an SMS to ask him to check his Twitter feed? :D
  17. Ooh. Just seen a damn good job advertised. I'd be perfect for it. Wonder if I'll even get a sniff at it?
  18. RT @Sandman84: What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  19. Forecast for Kuwait today is FIFTY ONE degrees C!
  20. Yay! Back in Kuwait again. http://mypict.me/9x6B