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  1. There are few problems that cake can't solve. 1:13 PM Dec 19th from web
  2. Worst case scenario: Jesus can always strain pasta with his hands. 1:11 PM Dec 19th from web
  3. What do you call it when you blow a goose? 1:06 PM Dec 19th from web
  4. Nomenclatorial Hint #165: "O-Neck sweater" is automatically implied. 1:04 PM Dec 19th from web
  5. I have Dark Circles under my eyes. I'm not tired, I'm just reading the new Stephenie Meyer book... 12:57 PM Dec 19th from web
  6. Locomotive workers are actually quite sane. 12:51 PM Dec 19th from web
  7. I wonder if Genoan Mac users consider themselves iTalian. 12:50 PM Dec 19th from web
  8. In two minutes, you'll be living in the future. 12:48 PM Dec 19th from web
  9. I always get a sinking feeling when I'm around a fellowship. 12:46 PM Dec 19th from web
  10. I wonder if the Nazis in the Sound Of Music realized how accurate they actually were when they thought "it's curtains for those kids..." 1:25 PM Dec 18th from web
  11. I think it's rather appropriate that you never see the Angel of Dearth. 1:17 PM Dec 18th from web
  12. Sometimes I like to use scallops as contact lenses and pretend that I'm Lil' Orphan Annie. 1:15 PM Dec 18th from web
  13. Imagine the gamer's disappointment when he realized he'd misread, and that his bind date was actually Qatari. 1:12 PM Dec 18th from web
  14. You can't vaccinate against stupidity, but a properly placed tourniquet can end a debate. 1:07 PM Dec 18th from web
  15. Just so you know- If I'm ever in a Police tribute band again, I'm calling it "E.O." 12:57 PM Dec 18th from web
  16. If you put actual snow in a snow globe, it doesn't have quite the same effect... but put enough confetti on a mountain and you're SET. 12:56 PM Dec 18th from web
  17. Batman makes shitty breakfasts... so yes, Robin's egg blew. 12:53 PM Dec 18th from web
  18. Just so you know- the french word for "sea-side mafioso" is not "La Goon." 12:45 PM Dec 18th from web
  19. This tweet will never be on a t-shirt. 1:11 PM Dec 16th from web
  20. Remember- obliquity is the reason for the season. 1:10 PM Dec 16th from web