GeorgeDickel
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I'm sending Shwab to the City of New York, to-morrow. Hopefully, he shall e-vade both pick-pockets and Unitarians.
2:05 PM Sep 1st
from Birdhouse
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Whistler's hands are far too soft for his ad-vice to be of any merit.
6:25 AM Sep 1st
from Birdhouse
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In this hammock swing'ng, I shall not be moved;
Lo, the church bell's ring'ng, I shall not be moved.
3:12 PM Aug 30th
from Birdhouse
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Shwab plays poker as the Kentuckian makes whisky: With the some-what tragic belief that in-eptitude can be compensated for with consistency.
8:49 PM Apr 21st
from web
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I hope the townsmen in the barber-shop who so o-pose gaiety in marriage do not happen upon Mrs. Gussie and myself at Thursday’s barn-dance!
6:22 AM Apr 21st
from web
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The forsythia is in bloom and the batch is in the cask. Who will join me in a hymn of the church?
2:01 PM Apr 20th
from web
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Judging by your favr’ng-record, our commonality seems not the delight of a satisfying lot; but rather a shar'd disdain for the Kentuckian.
9:02 AM Jan 27th
from web
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Snap to, swooner-dandies! Cleveland had a grand reception, as well, and was clouted prompt’ly in the pickle-barrel with Gorman’s Tariff Act
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2:54 PM Jan 20th
from web
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For a moment, I thought he planned to speak a-gainst the Kentuckians' bourbon! {But it appears he had a diff'rent "bitter-swill" in mind.}
12:32 PM Jan 20th
from web
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I advertised {Distill’ry-Men Needed For Chill-Mellowing!}, and have in-explicably attracted a large number of Cannabis-scent'd loaf-abouts
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9:29 AM Jan 12th
from web
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Well wishes! May you spend the new year free from want, sadness, and conscription by industrialist factory-barons.
4:21 PM Jan 1st
from web
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I was at-first taken aback by a nomination for @ {I measure well-over 17 hands!}, but am now, on further study, most honr'd.
8:07 AM Dec 12th, 2008
from web
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@ Gussie and I shall entertain the grand-children! {Kind'ly do not tell the dogs; they have only now recover'd from the last time.}
6:32 AM Dec 10th, 2008
from web
in reply to boonerang
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Kentuckians no longer feud? Is it because they all soon found them’selves in the same family? (I shall continue to root for the Howards!)
9:04 AM Dec 9th, 2008
from web
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My almanac fore-casts snow to-morrow; a prediction confirm’d by the sudden near-rabid milk-hoarding among the townsgentry.
9:52 AM Nov 30th, 2008
from web
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@ As is my tradition on Thanks-Giving, I shall eat like Cornelius Vanderbilt; then nod off like Grover Cleveland.
6:47 AM Nov 26th, 2008
from web
in reply to TBones_mom
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When a mash goes in the still, I am prone to ex-claim, “Sweet Transubstantiation!” (I hope any Papists at-hand will off’r me an indulgence!)
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12:37 PM Nov 25th, 2008
from web
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The onions in Gussie’s Smoky Mountain Rabbit Pie, I presume, serve main'ly to ensure the aroma drifts clear to the grist-cove. O rare woman!
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2:52 PM Nov 13th, 2008
from web
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Why can’t a Kentuckian make a 12-year whisky? He has but ten fingers! Huzzah! {I trust you will kind'ly indulge me a rare puerile de-tour.}
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1:53 PM Nov 13th, 2008
from web
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We did not discuss the terrible crop of 1871. It never came up.
8:25 AM Nov 11th, 2008
from web
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- Name George Dickel
- Location Cascade Hollow, Tennessee
- Bio Mountain Gentleman. (Though Gussie may beg to differ.)
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