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  1. Thinking about stealing the office of King of America next. I need to help the Merican people solve that democracy problem. 1:36 PM Aug 11th from web
  2. I am introducing Laura to the "Dutch oven"... 5:54 PM Mar 12th from web
  3. Hahahahaha! I fleeced you all! 12:06 PM Mar 3rd from web
  4. Using a baby wallaby to hold up the corner of my desk. 11:14 AM Apr 22nd, 2008 from web
  5. Just got back home after going and burning down a community food shelf. 2:45 PM Mar 27th, 2008 from web
  6. Stomping on kittens during the morning briefing. 4:16 AM Mar 26th, 2008 from web
  7. Learning to keep a straight face when I say, "McCain will make a fine President." I keep getting to the 'fine' part and then I giggle. 5:47 PM Mar 23rd, 2008 from web
  8. I am having a briefing with the Joint Chiefs of Staff -- HALO 3, baby. 12:49 PM Mar 23rd, 2008 from web
  9. I'm in Africa, telling people they can't fuck because God will be sad and give them the AIDS. 8:19 AM Feb 18th, 2008 from web
  10. Spit-roasting a still-live Iraqi child in the fireplace of the Oval Office! Because I can! 12:58 PM Feb 15th, 2008 from web
  11. plotting war with Iran and trying to figure out how to spend my oil money allowance...maybe the LEGO Millenium Falcon? 8:26 PM Feb 14th, 2008 from web
  12. kicking puppies around the rose garden! 11:23 AM Feb 14th, 2008 from web