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  1. Spotted: owl
  2. Hail, rainbows, heat, sunshine, sideways rain, inside out umbrellas. Good show! End of the world not as bad as people make it out to be.
  3. What is it about my gray shirts and tan shirts that makes them way more susceptible to discoloration/bleach stain?
  4. @CynicalChris Sounds like a classic case of "too much of a good thing". Don't feel bad. I would have bought them, too.
  5. @CynicalChris they're incompatible. Try vanilla w/ cinnamon.
  6. Whole Foods (Lakewood) lets you drink on their patio. In recent weeks, it has become a daily stop on my way home.
  7. Wise is playing it light & absurd in the company of irrational people unless you enjoy a good challenge with an unsatisfactory outcome.
  8. Pretty sure the only way to beat Fabian Cancellara in a time trial is by doping.
  9. Sarah Palin, in addition to being a dingbat, is also a quitter. RT @cnnbrk Palin stepping down as Alaska governor – http://bit.ly/3MjZx
  10. Superglue is semi-permanent, messy, and 100% useless.
  11. @dealingwith Figured I should congratulate you on all social media services... for posterity's sake.
  12. @dealingwith So f'n awesome. Congrats, man!
  13. Think I may switch my name on Facebook to Geoff Roper Roper so it's easier to find me by my maiden.
  14. @hornck Front brake the 48x17! What you sacrifice in aesthetics rewards you in (fun)ctionality. Speed + stopping on a dime = Most fun on fg
  15. Just saw a couple in their 50's roll past me at Whole Foods on a tandem!
  16. Me: Been looking forward to this ALL day. Clerk: Eaten anything yet? M: Yeah. Not dinner. C: You should eat something befo... M: Pish posh!
  17. Me: What's up, man? Stranger: Hey, man. Hot today. You interested in some x-rated movies? Me: Aw, no thanks. Not today.
  18. melting.
  19. At the slightest hint of creativity, they flee to the outdoor patio.
  20. Barley House shows begin late, carry douchebaggage.