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  1. Looked after grandson yesterday. Taught me how he crawls into a play tunnel with a diameter too small for an adult, and then stay in there
  2. The skies in Britain are alight with incendiary devices - all because of today being my birthday! Thanks everyone
  3. too much stormy weather to cycle for a sunday paper. I walked. I found nothing in the soggy pages worth getting wet for
  4. My science fiction mystery is available in weekly chapters free for readers at Kalkion at http://bit.ly/RVbH2
  5. RT @oshvat: Just finished reading Pashazade by Jon Courtenay Grimwood, very good alternate world history,
  6. If only I could remember what I was supposed to forget
  7. Watching 'Come Dine With Me' gave me inspiration - I'd forgotten to turn the oven on for me nut roast - thanks Channel 4
  8. most unusual vampire story ever from Mark Jackman http://bit.ly/NsMXl
  9. I have scrivener's palsy, but in the wrong hand - scratching head
  10. when medics run up to a patient saying: "Hello, my name 's Caz. " I want a patient to return - "I don't give a f*** save my life!!"
  11. at the end I thought of the beginning
  12. Why do medics say "for me" when they really mean "for you"?
  13. bought a padlock so secure I couldn't open it. Back to shop. Assistant said why couldn't I use it on a gate I don't want to open - ummm
  14. @LeighBarlow great meeting up with you at FantasyCon
  15. my hair cries for a hacking so off on my Dawes Super Galaxy to Yr Wyddgrug up hill, then more hills - I'll get warm
  16. @Birdally good to see you at FantasyCon, Ally, and congrats on the antho award - well deserved - glad my vote counted
  17. FantasyCon was all it should have been. Ducking & diving with vampire authors, ghoulish writers and science fiction aliens. Excellent
  18. a thought hid in a corner of my mind. Possible cos my mind is a cube. It didn't know my mind is a Rubik's cube.
  19. wanting to see what our living room looked like from the point of view of our crawling baby grandson. Amazing cliff of books.
  20. Fashion now is to write in present - that's if you want to be a Man-Booker long / short list